In Which My Fangirl Never Ends~
Okay, back for second installment of completely unnecessary fangirling~ ^.^
Black Lagoon Chapters 5-10
Holy. Hell.
Nazis, really? That's fucking fantastic. Like, the beginning of this arc, with the captain of the U-boat telling off that asshole idiot was great. Am I the only one who was excited for that? ... And kinda sad the Nazi jerkoff shot him? I mean, I know that each and every one of those goes were going to die anyway, but I was really sad he just got shot. XD
On that same note, they all died because there was no air, right? So how the fuck did Revy and Rock breathe normally when they were in the U-boat searching for the painting? They weren't wearing air tanks in there. **strokes beard thoughtfully**
Also, Dutch and Benny are fantabulous. <333333333333333 Their little conversation was great.
Benny: My family is Jewish. "Fucking Nazis" is our family motto."
XDDDDD
Okay, so I am utterly convinced that Revy's shorts are an entity unto themselves. Seriously. I have to write a drabble on them. They are just a separate being from Revy herself. How is she comfortable?!
Final note: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who would have thought nuns could be so awesome?
Lamb Chapters 4-7
Raziel is so retarded. I laughed so hard when Biff tricked him into leaving the room by convincing Jesus to spit on him and refusing to bring up a Soap Opera Digest. ... Raziel really believes those shows are real. And that Spider-Man is, too. XDDDDD
Oh, man. Biff, Josh, and Maggie are the best trio ever. The love triangle of awesome~ Biff loves Maggie (and of course, Mary, his back-up wife) who loves Josh who has been told by Raziel that he cannot know women. Once more, must point out that Raziel is retarded. Firstly showing up ten years late, and then isn't exactly sure how to explain to Josh what that even means.
Anyway, so I felt bad for the manly duo when they find out that their third leg has been betrothed to the Town Jerk because her uncle was a douche enough to commit murder and then get caught. That whole scene was fantastic, though. How Josh brought that dead guard back to life to save Joseph. And then Biff telling Joseph that he would take care of Mary and the children. XDDDD
I think my favorite character is John. Like, he is just so obsessed with wanting to purify everyone. He took Josh's and Biff's younger sibling, led them to the river, and started giving them baptisms. "YOU ARE UNPURE! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! >O" Ew. I have no idea what was going on down below with John, but I felt really bad for Josh's one sister. |D; One look at his infected penis, and the poor girl decided to never marry.
Their mothers are ridiculous. John's and Josh's, that is. "An angel came and told me blah blah blah." "I got pregnant without having sex blah blah blah." Then there's Biff's mom, struggling to keep up with Holy children: "Yeah, well, my husband had gas that month and there were locusts! You try getting pregnant under those circumstances!"
Black Lagoon Chapters 5-10
Holy. Hell.
Nazis, really? That's fucking fantastic. Like, the beginning of this arc, with the captain of the U-boat telling off that asshole idiot was great. Am I the only one who was excited for that? ... And kinda sad the Nazi jerkoff shot him? I mean, I know that each and every one of those goes were going to die anyway, but I was really sad he just got shot. XD
On that same note, they all died because there was no air, right? So how the fuck did Revy and Rock breathe normally when they were in the U-boat searching for the painting? They weren't wearing air tanks in there. **strokes beard thoughtfully**
Also, Dutch and Benny are fantabulous. <333333333333333 Their little conversation was great.
Benny: My family is Jewish. "Fucking Nazis" is our family motto."
XDDDDD
Okay, so I am utterly convinced that Revy's shorts are an entity unto themselves. Seriously. I have to write a drabble on them. They are just a separate being from Revy herself. How is she comfortable?!
Final note: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who would have thought nuns could be so awesome?
Lamb Chapters 4-7
Raziel is so retarded. I laughed so hard when Biff tricked him into leaving the room by convincing Jesus to spit on him and refusing to bring up a Soap Opera Digest. ... Raziel really believes those shows are real. And that Spider-Man is, too. XDDDDD
Oh, man. Biff, Josh, and Maggie are the best trio ever. The love triangle of awesome~ Biff loves Maggie (and of course, Mary, his back-up wife) who loves Josh who has been told by Raziel that he cannot know women. Once more, must point out that Raziel is retarded. Firstly showing up ten years late, and then isn't exactly sure how to explain to Josh what that even means.
Anyway, so I felt bad for the manly duo when they find out that their third leg has been betrothed to the Town Jerk because her uncle was a douche enough to commit murder and then get caught. That whole scene was fantastic, though. How Josh brought that dead guard back to life to save Joseph. And then Biff telling Joseph that he would take care of Mary and the children. XDDDD
I think my favorite character is John. Like, he is just so obsessed with wanting to purify everyone. He took Josh's and Biff's younger sibling, led them to the river, and started giving them baptisms. "YOU ARE UNPURE! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! >O" Ew. I have no idea what was going on down below with John, but I felt really bad for Josh's one sister. |D; One look at his infected penis, and the poor girl decided to never marry.
Their mothers are ridiculous. John's and Josh's, that is. "An angel came and told me blah blah blah." "I got pregnant without having sex blah blah blah." Then there's Biff's mom, struggling to keep up with Holy children: "Yeah, well, my husband had gas that month and there were locusts! You try getting pregnant under those circumstances!"