.001 }{ if i was not me i would hate me too just like you do
[ audio post ]
Is this thing on? The light's on. Is it on?
[ a hollow tap-tap-tap, followed by microphone feedback. ]
Cool. Sorry. This is my first time. Performance anxiety, you know? Anyway.
Hi. My name's Bruce. Bruce Wayne. Maybe you've heard of me, right? But that's not the point. The point is, this, all of this, it's new to me. I've never really...been away from my support people, if you know what I mean. Butler. Driver. Groundskeeper. You know the drill. You could say I'm a little spoiled actually, and definitely not ashamed.
Apparently things change. I've sort of found myself, well-- here, first of all. And I've sort of found myself completely broke off my formerly incredibly wealthy ass.
[ a soft chuckle, curiously smarmy yet honest, is followed by a pause. ]
What I'm trying to say is...I think I need lessons.
Normal person lessons.
Any takers?
[ooc: so Bruce arrived in the city a few weeks ago, and has figured all out on his own by now. he spent most of those two weeks in his Batman costume, which he arrived in. Feel free to assume your character has seen Batman around, but probably not Bruce until v. recently.]