YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THIS.
IF ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN PICK UP ONE OF THESE FOR ME, I WILL PAY YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLES + OTHER SHIT, LIKE HALF MY COMIC COLLECTION, PROBABLY A VIDEO GAME, AND OTHER COOL STUFF.
Sadly, flying to San Diego and purchasing this odd toy is not within my funds.
If I owned this, everyone would hate it so much, I would love it. It's so obnoxiously amazing.