and you know this....
So I was casually walking down the street the other day, and then all of the sudden, some dude jumps out of the bushes and says
"I HATE YO FACE SON, AND I WANT TO IMPRINT MY SHOE SIZE ON YO ASS!"
Naturally I tried to explain to this savage man, that I was the greatest kung fu master, and that no one could possibly kick my ass, and I tried to bid him a good day. The man obviously didnt want to listen to reason, so I reitirated..
"Please sir, you dont seem to understand that no one will ever be able to achieve my greatness...and I dont wish to harm anyone that doesnt deserve it."
Well, everything ended up in a pretty messy situation..of course there were news cameras, and the press was having a field day, but I insisted that I was not to be mentioned in this situation..because I really dont want any fan mail concerning how awesome I am..but heres the news story..I simply asked them to make up something that sounded believable.. word to the wise kiddies, never get loud with me..or youll end up like this guy..
"I HATE YO FACE SON, AND I WANT TO IMPRINT MY SHOE SIZE ON YO ASS!"
Naturally I tried to explain to this savage man, that I was the greatest kung fu master, and that no one could possibly kick my ass, and I tried to bid him a good day. The man obviously didnt want to listen to reason, so I reitirated..
"Please sir, you dont seem to understand that no one will ever be able to achieve my greatness...and I dont wish to harm anyone that doesnt deserve it."
Well, everything ended up in a pretty messy situation..of course there were news cameras, and the press was having a field day, but I insisted that I was not to be mentioned in this situation..because I really dont want any fan mail concerning how awesome I am..but heres the news story..I simply asked them to make up something that sounded believable.. word to the wise kiddies, never get loud with me..or youll end up like this guy..