Crap! It's May 21st!!!!
I can't believe its May 21st! That really pisses me off. Why would time do that? It can't be that late in May! Though... that does bring me that much closer to a PS3. Dammit!!! Why is it only May 21st!!!
This weekend I ruled the house. Oh yeah, ruled. Alison was in D.C. all weekend. She's always going places, doing stuff, and leaving me behind. That's okay. I guess I don't mind. After all, when she's here, its even harder to clean everything. Yeah, take that, Alison! I totally cleaned house! Uh! Uh! I'm the man!! Actually, I didn't vacuum. I just didn't have the energy. Don't be mad.
I also went on a road trip. It was awesome. Me and my top navigator, Joe, went on a road trip and made only left turns. Below is the map of our route.
Then I shot Joe, cause he was a moron. It's that we can only make left turns, not that we have to make every left turn.
As I was dumping Joe's lifeless body into the dumpster, that's when I saw Jill. She was my new copilot. Man alive did we have fun. We drove west, and then south, and then east, and then north. Actually, it all kind of sucked. Turns out that once you get onto the freeway, there's no exits on the left side of the highway, so we basically just went straight for a really long time. All the cool shit was on the right side, exit after exit, but noooooo we can only make left turns and aren't allowed to do anything cool. I shot Jill too.
This weekend I ruled the house. Oh yeah, ruled. Alison was in D.C. all weekend. She's always going places, doing stuff, and leaving me behind. That's okay. I guess I don't mind. After all, when she's here, its even harder to clean everything. Yeah, take that, Alison! I totally cleaned house! Uh! Uh! I'm the man!! Actually, I didn't vacuum. I just didn't have the energy. Don't be mad.
I also went on a road trip. It was awesome. Me and my top navigator, Joe, went on a road trip and made only left turns. Below is the map of our route.
Then I shot Joe, cause he was a moron. It's that we can only make left turns, not that we have to make every left turn.
As I was dumping Joe's lifeless body into the dumpster, that's when I saw Jill. She was my new copilot. Man alive did we have fun. We drove west, and then south, and then east, and then north. Actually, it all kind of sucked. Turns out that once you get onto the freeway, there's no exits on the left side of the highway, so we basically just went straight for a really long time. All the cool shit was on the right side, exit after exit, but noooooo we can only make left turns and aren't allowed to do anything cool. I shot Jill too.