Scatterbrain!
You know what's fun? Coming in on a Monday morning and feeling completely out of it. I'm totally scatterbrained right now. I thought maybe I was just groggy and tired, and that was why I couldn't think straight. So, I got some sugar and caffeine in me, and now I'm a hyperactive numbskull. I still can't think straight, but now I'm in a hurry to not think straight. Poor clients. They're like "I'm missing the wang in my sausage this mop." And all I can do is think, "What mop?" So I say, "Could your repeat that?" They'll once again say the same thing. So I'm left dumbfounded trying to remember where the mop settings are in our software. It's been an interesting morning.
On the plus side, I'm starting to come around now. Which is good, otherwise someone will probably come around and threaten to send me home wearing my ass as a hat. Which might not be all that bad. After all, I am in the market for a new hat. My other stylish hat is basically just a summer hat. I need one for the cold weather. Which will be fun. Then people can be, "Oh, I like it. Really. Its different." Which I'm pretty sure means, "I'm trying not to laugh at you cause I appreciate that you are trying to change your image." Now I know what it is like to be Brian. So, this weekend I will be getting either a fedora or a bowler. I'm partial to the fedora. Only secondary characters ever wear bowlers.
On the plus side, I'm starting to come around now. Which is good, otherwise someone will probably come around and threaten to send me home wearing my ass as a hat. Which might not be all that bad. After all, I am in the market for a new hat. My other stylish hat is basically just a summer hat. I need one for the cold weather. Which will be fun. Then people can be, "Oh, I like it. Really. Its different." Which I'm pretty sure means, "I'm trying not to laugh at you cause I appreciate that you are trying to change your image." Now I know what it is like to be Brian. So, this weekend I will be getting either a fedora or a bowler. I'm partial to the fedora. Only secondary characters ever wear bowlers.