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[batmanschmatman]

[The feed clicks on just as the communicator clatters to the floor, quickly followed by loud, very excited dog barking, so have a nice shot of the ceiling of Dick's room. Aristotle is busy jumping all over Dick's flood counterpart, who you can probably hear trying to get him to calm down, in English and Romanian, both of which sound pretty good

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[ichoosefight]

Hey! I don't recognize the dog, but you're in my friend's room.

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[batmanschmatman]

How'd I get here?

voice;

[ichoosefight]

Would you believe me if I said magic?

voice;

[batmanschmatman]

... Are you aliens? [I've been abducted haven't I. :|]

voice;

[ichoosefight]

That depends. What planet are you from?

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[batmanschmatman]

Earth.

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[ichoosefight]

Then the good news is, only about... half of the population is alien! Not me, I'm from Earth too.

By the way, you're in space. In case nobody's told you. It's a Space Ship. Get it?

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[batmanschmatman]

[All the grouchy linefacing.] I know what a space ship is. I'm not an idiot.

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[ichoosefight]

Because it's a boat? But in space? You know what, never mind.

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[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, exactly, it's like something out of a comic book.

voice;

[ichoosefight]

[ Grumble grumble ] It was a pun.

Anyway the kitchen's on this floor if you're hungry or anything.

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[batmanschmatman]

When can I go home? My parents are going to be really upset if I'm not back before supper.

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[ichoosefight]

Just a day or two, and your parents won't even know you're gone. Promise.

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[batmanschmatman]

Why are we here?

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[ichoosefight]

Either because our driver is really bad at his job, or he's got a horrible sense of humor. I wish I could tell you.

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[batmanschmatman]

That's not a very good answer.