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[batmanschmatman]

Well, that had me reliving some unfortunate fashion decisions from a couple years ago. I didn't realize fairies did much more than hang out around flowers and sprinkle people with pixie dust.

[Private to Rorschach]

I'd like to talk about how costumed heroes actually work where you're from. Whenever's convenient for you.

[Private to Sirius]Would

Comments

[goodgrasshopper]

[Laughter. All the laughter.]

Most fairies? Aren't that nice. Most of them aren't even as nice as the ones we got here. We got lucky.

[batmanschmatman]

What kind of fairies do you run into?

[goodgrasshopper]

[There's a pause.]

The human-sized ones that are a lot meaner and more powerful than the little force of wild fae that invaded here. Trust me--these guys were cute and cuddly.

[batmanschmatman]

Human sized? I thought traditionally they were supposed to be pretty small.

[goodgrasshopper]

Think something along the lines of Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty, but less outright evil and more capricious.

[batmanschmatman]

Sounds like fun.

[goodgrasshopper]

Oh, yeah. Super fun. Especially when they're throwing balls of ice at your head.

[batmanschmatman]

So, none of this "why didn't you invite me to this party" stuff?

[goodgrasshopper]

I avoid having parties just so I can continue to not see what Lea's reaction would be if I failed to invite her.

[batmanschmatman]

And inviting her's just not worth the hassle?

[goodgrasshopper]

God, no. [Horror, Dick. Complete horror.]

[batmanschmatman]

You've got some interesting people in your life, Molly.

[goodgrasshopper]

Don't we all?

[batmanschmatman]

I guess so.