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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick turns the video feed on to show him sitting on the beach. He's wearing a long sleeved baseball shirt with the sleeves rolled up past his elbows - he doesn't wear actual short sleeves often because of the ridiculous amount of scars he's acquired over the years - and jeans. What's he been doing almost all day? Shucking coconuts. There's a sharp

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[batmanschmatman]

Because Arthur and I were talking about how if the Admiral ever made us reenact the plot of Jaws, you'd probably be Chief Brody.

And by all means, come on down. God knows I've got enough to spare.

[batmanschmatman]

It's only the greatest thriller ever. And Brody's actually a great guy, honestly. He survives the movie and everything. When we get back, I'll lend you my copy.

[batmanschmatman]

Where'd you get that idea from? [Sorry Howie, Dick is a troll sometimes. :c]

[batmanschmatman]

It's about a great white shark preying on people on Amity Island - it was filmed on Martha's Vineyard, so it's basically Cape Cod - and the protagonist is the police chief who wants to shut the beaches down to protect people until they figure out how to get rid of the shark, but it's Fourth of July weekend and they need the revenue, so the mayor refuses and people get attacked. Brody, a marine biologist and a fisherman head head out to take down the shark together. It's seriously one of the greatest films of all time.

[batmanschmatman]

Of course. I think you'll like it.

[batmanschmatman]

Not too bad. A little bored, but that's not the worst thing that could be happening, so, I'm not complaining. How about you?

[batmanschmatman]

You too, huh? Have any startling revelations?

[batmanschmatman]

Fair enough.