[Fire Twenty Four]: ["Accidental" Video] [Backdate: Jan 22nd]
((ooc: a little background - Duo is pretty good friends with Onizuka, but for some reason him and Haku have developed a very antagonistic big sister/little brother relationship, and as of late have been going on a mostly harmless, not-broadcast pranking war. Duo got the last round by temporarily gluing a few of Haku's tools to her work bench in the garage right before the wedding. She "failed" to retaliate before going on her Honeymoon with Oni.
Or so she led Duo to believe. :3
Purple is Yowaneko.
Green is Quatre
Blue is Suoh))
[Video comes on to a view of some one's sparsely furnished but somewhat messy bedroom. Well, one side is messy. The other side is obviously shared but looks much cleaner. There's a futon still out on the floor, a head of messy, long and loose brown hair splayed out behind the sleeping person huddled beneath a mass of blankets.
A white cat approaches the mass of person, sitting at the very edge of the futon until said person rolls over with a pre-waking groan, lying on their back, seemingly still asleep for the moment. The white cat promptly uses this as a sign to crawl up the person, settling on their chest.
This apparently wakes him, and Duo sits up a little, the cat still happily perched on his chest. It's impossible to tell the expression of the cat from the current angle, but it is smiling. '
Duo, however, looks nervous and weirded out. He also appears to be shirtless.]
... Quatreeee! When did we get a cat? And why does it look like Haku?
[Quatre's voice comes from the other room.]
I don't know what you're talking about, Duo. We don't have a cat.
Then why is there a CAT sitting on my chest?!
Nyaaa!
[the cat jumps up, turns, and promptly whaps Duo in the face repeatedly, causing him to flail and cry out. Yowaneko then jumps away, a piece of paper fluttering away from him, but Duo pays it no mind for the moment because at that moment that damnable cat has some how made off with his comforter.
And Duo is not shirtless. He's naked.
Children, avert your eyes.
And no, he doesn't realize its being recorded.]
HEY! YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET BACK HERE!
Duo, what in the world is going on? Why are you-- ...
[Quatre comes in to view just off to the side, stopping mid sentence and staring. Luckily his position effectively blocks poor Duo's nudity from the camera. Yowaneko is off to the side, playfully waiting for Duo's next move.]
... I'm not even going to ask. [Quatre kindly grabs the comforter back, handing it to Duo so that he may cover his shame. He also hands the paper to him.]
What's this? ... "Consider this my payback, braid boy. Have fun! :) - H"
"H"? Haku?
... she... unleashed a demon cat on me?!
Demon? What are you going on about. Look at that thing, Duo. It's cute, even if it does... weirdly resemble her.
[Quatre goes over and easily picks up Yowaneko, who promptly meows happily and curls up in his arms.] See?
H-hell no! That thing is evil! [Duo is just pointing accusingly at the cat, who does nothing more than whap his hand away with his tail.] Ow!
[Suoh walks in, coffee mug in one hand, intending to ask what's going on until his gaze falls on the feline.]
Oh, we have a little visitor! How cute!
That THING is not cute, Suoh!
He's adorable! [now Suoh is petting Yowaneko, the cat not even bothered by all this attention. Of course every time Duo tries to get close, he gets hit.]
Adorable my ass! Haku sicced that little shit on me!
Oh, don't you listen to Duo. He's just grumpy in the mornings. And besides that, Duo, even if she did, it's not like you don't deserve it some what.
Nyaaaaa!
[Duo facepalms] I can't believe this. I'm being punished by a cat...
[Suoh just has to laugh at that]
Shinigami, outsmarted by a cat? It shouldn't be so amusing, but it is.
[Even Quatre is quietly chuckling at that, walking out with Yowaneko in arms]
Come on, lets get you some food and let our naked God of Death get dressed.
[Suoh leaves with him, even as Duo cries out after that]
THAT THING IS EVIL, I TELL YOU!
Uhuh.
Sure, Duo.
Or so she led Duo to believe. :3
Purple is Yowaneko.
Green is Quatre
Blue is Suoh))
[Video comes on to a view of some one's sparsely furnished but somewhat messy bedroom. Well, one side is messy. The other side is obviously shared but looks much cleaner. There's a futon still out on the floor, a head of messy, long and loose brown hair splayed out behind the sleeping person huddled beneath a mass of blankets.
A white cat approaches the mass of person, sitting at the very edge of the futon until said person rolls over with a pre-waking groan, lying on their back, seemingly still asleep for the moment. The white cat promptly uses this as a sign to crawl up the person, settling on their chest.
This apparently wakes him, and Duo sits up a little, the cat still happily perched on his chest. It's impossible to tell the expression of the cat from the current angle, but it is smiling. '
Duo, however, looks nervous and weirded out. He also appears to be shirtless.]
... Quatreeee! When did we get a cat? And why does it look like Haku?
[Quatre's voice comes from the other room.]
I don't know what you're talking about, Duo. We don't have a cat.
Then why is there a CAT sitting on my chest?!
Nyaaa!
[the cat jumps up, turns, and promptly whaps Duo in the face repeatedly, causing him to flail and cry out. Yowaneko then jumps away, a piece of paper fluttering away from him, but Duo pays it no mind for the moment because at that moment that damnable cat has some how made off with his comforter.
And Duo is not shirtless. He's naked.
Children, avert your eyes.
And no, he doesn't realize its being recorded.]
HEY! YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET BACK HERE!
Duo, what in the world is going on? Why are you-- ...
[Quatre comes in to view just off to the side, stopping mid sentence and staring. Luckily his position effectively blocks poor Duo's nudity from the camera. Yowaneko is off to the side, playfully waiting for Duo's next move.]
... I'm not even going to ask. [Quatre kindly grabs the comforter back, handing it to Duo so that he may cover his shame. He also hands the paper to him.]
What's this? ... "Consider this my payback, braid boy. Have fun! :) - H"
"H"? Haku?
... she... unleashed a demon cat on me?!
Demon? What are you going on about. Look at that thing, Duo. It's cute, even if it does... weirdly resemble her.
[Quatre goes over and easily picks up Yowaneko, who promptly meows happily and curls up in his arms.] See?
H-hell no! That thing is evil! [Duo is just pointing accusingly at the cat, who does nothing more than whap his hand away with his tail.] Ow!
[Suoh walks in, coffee mug in one hand, intending to ask what's going on until his gaze falls on the feline.]
Oh, we have a little visitor! How cute!
That THING is not cute, Suoh!
He's adorable! [now Suoh is petting Yowaneko, the cat not even bothered by all this attention. Of course every time Duo tries to get close, he gets hit.]
Adorable my ass! Haku sicced that little shit on me!
Oh, don't you listen to Duo. He's just grumpy in the mornings. And besides that, Duo, even if she did, it's not like you don't deserve it some what.
Nyaaaaa!
[Duo facepalms] I can't believe this. I'm being punished by a cat...
[Suoh just has to laugh at that]
Shinigami, outsmarted by a cat? It shouldn't be so amusing, but it is.
[Even Quatre is quietly chuckling at that, walking out with Yowaneko in arms]
Come on, lets get you some food and let our naked God of Death get dressed.
[Suoh leaves with him, even as Duo cries out after that]
THAT THING IS EVIL, I TELL YOU!
Uhuh.
Sure, Duo.