So, uh,
overlithe wrote these
amazing genderswitchy drabble things a whiiile ago. This made me really want more femme!Batsy in the world, with the Joker still being a dude, because I think it would be facinating to see how much things would not change. Like, similar style dialouge--or the same dialouge!--wouldn't even seem subtexty anymore, and everyone would assume that the male criminal obvs had a crush on the bangin' vigilante. I feel like the Joker would either find this explaination boring or really hilarious...uh. Not that I'm hitting my lofty ambitions here; the idea deserves to be a full on multi chapter epic and this is short and rushed, but there you go. I might explore further; I might have gotten it out of my system.
I also TOTALLY STOLE the roses idea from
overlithe, so, apologies. I hope that's okay. Um...uh...the Joker also has a thing for rose petals in Batman R.I.P.? Justifications! Excuses! Anyway.
Title: Roses
Author:
zombieboybandFandom: Batman
Summary: "You really--" he gasps, between laughter, between punches, "--think this--" his breath cuts off, and not because she just hit him hard enough to break his nose, she knows she did, but because impossible as it seems, the laughter doubles, "--is about you punching me?"
Pairing: femme!Batman/Joker
Rating: Uh, you know, NOTHING BAD happens? I'm shocked. PG-15?
Warnings: Well, Batsy's a girl. There's that. There's a lack of sex. Yep.
Word count: 2,494
Disclaimer: Batman in any gender is not mine, nor is the Joker.
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that'd be peaches )