Title: Backstage
Author: 1bad_joke
Rating: PG-13/R-ish
Disclaimer: These gorgeous characters don't belong to me, but if they did, why would I be sitting on the computer? Suing me would be a bad joke. Ha, ha, pun.
Prompt: Bad Luck
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendos, brief violence, and EXtremely long
Summary: AU: The Macello del Circo is in town; One designer on the lips of Gotham's elite, and one preppy model gives for an interesting show in itself backstage.
Pairings: Bruce Wayne/Joker, slight Joker/Scarecrow
Word Count: 6243
Author's Note: This is not at all meant to be serious. I got this idea in my head late at night, it made me giggle, so I had to write it. Please, be kind. Have mercy on my soul. Feedback is always appreciated.
Female models are such a hassle.