Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
In the philosophical mood i seem to be in today, i would like you to consider the question that is right at the very core of modern society. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
“Not Me!” I can hear you all thinking. (yeah, thats right, i have telepathic powers that work through your computer screen). If it wasn’t you, then who was it?
I have narrowed it down to three main suspects.
1. Younger siblings.
2. The fish dog/cat/whatever.
3. Santa Claus.
1 & 3 would have to be the most likely suspects only options. Younger siblings are always trying to frame you for things you didn’t do, so next time they vehemently deny taking the cookies and try to tell your parents it was you - it was probably them.
When the cookies start disappearing around Christmas, or even during the year (if you have really good cookies), we can blame Santa Claus. We all know the big guy loves cookies, and face it, if it wasn’t you or your siblings, it was probably him.
So you don’t have to become Sherlock Holmes to work out the mystery of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar, maybe the easiest thing to do would be to go out and buy a padlock.
peace out xo.