BatCologne and other shit
Have you ever wanted to smell like your favorite caped crusader? No, not really? Well, now you can anyway.
It also doubles as a shark-repellent!
"Look at your man, now look back at me. Now swear to your God, NOW SWEAR TO ME."
The website says it has the following scents: Top-notes of Bergamot, Lavender, Black Pepper. Mid-notes of Cardamom, Geranium, Warm Patchouli. Bottom-notes of - Vanilla Bean, Musk.
I think we could design a better cologne than that. I mean, lavender? Come on, he's the Dark Knight, not the "French-Canadian GrandMother who always has charming stories to share about WWII" Knight.
Okay guys, let's do this. Let's create our own BatCologne. To get us started, I'd propose a mid-note of justice, an invigorating high-note of vengeance, and just a subtle hint of dead parents.
ALSO THERE'S THIS
THERE'S BRAVE AND THE BOLD TOYS AT MCDONALDS! So you should get on that. The bat-related ones are Joker, Batsy, and the Batmobile. There's also a handful of other DC characters too. BOYS' TOY? MORE LIKE AWESOME TOY.
(Release dates vary by area, check the display box before you buy a meal)
And I'm posting this for some reason. I'm not sure what the story is here, but I'm pretty sure Batman is at some kind of underground furry convention.
It also doubles as a shark-repellent!
"Look at your man, now look back at me. Now swear to your God, NOW SWEAR TO ME."
The website says it has the following scents: Top-notes of Bergamot, Lavender, Black Pepper. Mid-notes of Cardamom, Geranium, Warm Patchouli. Bottom-notes of - Vanilla Bean, Musk.
I think we could design a better cologne than that. I mean, lavender? Come on, he's the Dark Knight, not the "French-Canadian GrandMother who always has charming stories to share about WWII" Knight.
Okay guys, let's do this. Let's create our own BatCologne. To get us started, I'd propose a mid-note of justice, an invigorating high-note of vengeance, and just a subtle hint of dead parents.
ALSO THERE'S THIS
THERE'S BRAVE AND THE BOLD TOYS AT MCDONALDS! So you should get on that. The bat-related ones are Joker, Batsy, and the Batmobile. There's also a handful of other DC characters too. BOYS' TOY? MORE LIKE AWESOME TOY.
(Release dates vary by area, check the display box before you buy a meal)
And I'm posting this for some reason. I'm not sure what the story is here, but I'm pretty sure Batman is at some kind of underground furry convention.