Shake it commissioner!
Some wonderful fanfic for y'all!
Bruce smiled. He was drunk but not drunk enough to not know what was going on. He wasn’t lying when he said she was beautiful because she was. Even if she was exactly thin, something attracted him to her. Her hair was wild, some of the mascara and eyeliner was smudged around her eyes(Joker, is that you bb?), and breathe reeked of alcohol.
“What are you looking at me that way?” she said getting closer to him.
“Because, I’ve never seen anything so beautiful before,” he said before kissing her.
Lily’s eyes widen when she felt his lips on hers. It felt so right even if his breath smelled like liquor. She moaned in his mouth pulling him closer.
“Bruce,” she moaned through their lips. “What are we doing?”
“I don’t know, but I don’t wanna stop.”
“Me neither,” she said as he kissed down her neck.
“Come on,” he said standing up and pulling Lily to him. “I have a special room.”
“A special room?” she giggled. “What’s so special about it?”
“It’s special because that’s where I’m going to make love to you.”
“Are you sure you want me? I’m really fat,” she sobbed, in her drunken stage.
Bruce pulled her inside and laid her down the bed. “You’re not fat, Beautiful. You’re beautiful, Beautiful. You’re just a little chubby,” he said pulling her shirt off. “And I love you that way.”
If you're bored enough to read the rest, go here. It's 34 fucking chapters long.