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HALLO MOST FAVOURITEST PLACE IN THE WORLD BOTH TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE! I HAVE SOME YOUTUBE GOODS AND ALSO A WHOLE BUNCH OF VIEWS ON THEM! YES, THAT IS MY AWFUL DRUNKEN COSPLAY PLS DON'T BE HATIN' I JUST FIND MY OWN FACIAL EXPRESSION APPROPRIATE AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME
Also, I'm assuming these have all been posted before so the highlight of this evening's symposium should be dressing me as a penis and making me jump through flaming hoops for being such a silly.
K, let's do this.
Click to viewI BELIEVE THIS SPEAKS FOR ITS MOTHER FUCKING SELF. If the search for a theme tune is ongoing then I would officially like to throw this into the mix.
OKAY, SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS WHERE ADAM WEST GUEST STARS AND ASKS THE IMMORTAL QUESTION: "WHY DOESN'T BATMAN DANCE ANY MORE?" AND YOUTUBE PREDICTABLY FAILED DEEPLY AND HARD. However god closes a door and opens a window, and so I would ask you to raise your glasses and shake your arses for the erotic sensory overload that is...
BOTDONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Firstly, I would like to announce that if you are British with some form of digital television which includes that veritable field of dreams known as BBC4 then FUCKING WATCH 1960s BATMAN ON IT YOU SLAG. OKAY? GOOD.
Jesus christ there are just so many beautiful things happening here. King Tut is probably the most lolarious Batman villain ever, immortalised by this eye-rapingly awful (read: BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD) acting. ALSO I LOVE HOW WHEN HE SAYS "MUSIC! ... BAT MUSIC!" THAT HENCHMAN'S LIKE "HOT JAZZ IT IS BOSS." BECAUSE BATMAN IS JUST SYNONYMOUS WITH THAT SWEET SWEET BE-BOP.
AHAHHAHAJAH KJJDKLJSLKDJ LOLAS JDFOIKPOP OAPOS POFP :K :FLKD:k;kf; LKF
EVEN WITH CONTEXT AND NOT AT THREE IN THE MORNING I STILL THINK THIS WOULD STILL REMAIN ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS THINGS EVER COMMITTED TO FILM. I MEAN... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I JUST. NO. I CAN'T EVEN. NO.
I LOVE IT SO HARD WHEN HE HAS THAT MOMENT OF BADASSERY WITH ROBIN WHEN HE'S LIKE "JUST DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY" AND THEN CALMLY PROCEEDS TO PLAY HIS TINY PIPE TO CHARM MULTICOLOURED MICE ONTO A CONVEYOR BELT. AHJHKHK MY BRAIN IS DYING. AND COULD ROBIN BE ANY MORE FEY??!/1?!??/1?!1 WITH HIS PIPE AND HIS TIGHTS LIKE A LITTLE FOREST BITCH. I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE THIS IS LIKE DRUGS WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING THEM
I CAN'T
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