Insane log of Reborn insanity.
Who: Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Dino, Hibari (at the end lol), I-pin, Lambo, plus Reborn, Bianchi, Kyouko, and Haru (NPC'd) [x_xwhyme, smokingbomb, batman_lol, luvmymen, tonfatime, broccolimonstaa, babygotstyle]
What: MAKING PIE. And.. yeah, making pie. Because making pie is an excuse to get the entire Reborn! cast together.
When: Sometime last week. I have no idea.
Where: Tsuna's house. And then the remnants of Tsuna's house inside a giant crater.
Why: Because Yamamoto's an idiot and thought Gokudera's death threats were really an invitation to make pie.
WARNING: THIS LOG MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. WE WENT NUTS WITH CHARACTERS AND LOST ANY AND ALL POINT WE MAY HAVE HAD ABOUT FIVE SECONDS INTO IT. Thanks.
Oh, and to understand who everybody is, you might want to check Tsuna's Reborn Character Guide (TM)!
Gokudera: *slouches his way to the closest convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes*
Gokudera: ... I'm bored.
Gokudera: *arrives at vending machine thingy and buys a pack of expensive cigarettes*
Gokudera: *takes out a lighter*
Yamamoto: *pops out of nowhere behind Gokudera and puts a hand on his shoulder* Hi!!
Gokudera: *drops lighter*
Gokudera: Don't DO that!
Yamamoto: *wide smile* :D Do what?
Gokudera: And don't touch me! *moves away*
Yamamoto: Hey, we're gonna make pie today, remember? You said you're coming! I just came by to pick up some ingredients. *rattles bag of groceries that's in his hand*
Gokudera: ... Right.
Gokudera: *takes Yamamoto's hand off and starts walking*
Gokudera: *mumbling* It's for the Tenth's sake... for the Tenth... I can do this...
Yamamoto: Great! *follows closely like a big happy puppy*
Gokudera: *glares*
Yamamoto: Tsuna'll be happy to see you there. *smiles heartily*
Tsuna: *sneezes*
Gokudera: Of course he will. *resumes lighting of cigarette*
Bianchi: *practically breaks through Tsuna's front door at the sound of Yamamoto's retarded voice* YAMAMOTO TAKESHI. Do you have those INGREDIENTS YET?
Yamamoto: Oh, hi Bianchi-san! :D *wavewave*
Yamamoto: Yeah,they're here! *holds up bag*
Tsuna: B-Bianchi?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Gokudera: GEH! *gag*
Bianchi: *yanks bag from him, spots Gokudera* I'm HELPING.
Gokudera: *foams at the mouth and collapses*
Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun!!
Tsuna: HELPING WITH WHAT?!
Bianchi: I want to make Reborn delicious pie. *_* *starry eyes*
Tsuna: You can't make pie!!
Yamamoto: Gokudera, are you okay? *bends over him worriedly*
Gokudera: *still foaming*
Bianchi: *looks down at Gokudera, unamused*
Bianchi: *leans over, drags Gokudera into house*
Reborn: Leave him. Tsuna, you know what your job for today is.
Bianchi: *AND PROMPTLY DROPS* REBORN!
Tsuna: I do? What is it?
Reborn: You need to make sure none of your family members die, of course.
Gokudera: *dead*
Bianchi: ... *HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT GOKUDERA*
Yamamoto: *looks up from Gokudera, losing interest immediately* Oh, hey Tsuna! *smilesmile*
Tsuna: WHY DID YOU BRING Bianchi. AND OH GOD WE SHOULD GET GOKUDERA-KUN TO A BED OR OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING.
Bianchi: *shmoozes up to Reborn* I'm going to make you special pie~
Yamamoto: *approaches Tsuna and leaves Gokudera there, forgotten* Don't worry, Tsuna! It'll be fine.
Bianchi: *smacks Tsuna with bag of groceries* A COOKING CONTEST IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME!
Reborn: I brought you some special ingredients, Bianchi.
Yamamoto: Ooh, special ingredients? :D
Bianchi: Special ingredients? *_*
Reborn: This beansprout has been imported especially from a certain area in China for you. *grin*
Bianchi: *speechless* .. *not speechless* For me..?
Tsuna: How will it be fine?! Bianchi is going to kill us all! And Reborn wouldn't eat any of that!
Tsuna: And it's not a contest, either!
Yamamoto: A contenst sounds like fun, though!
Bianchi: It's a CONTEST. The best pie wins.. Reborn's LOVE.
Yamamoto: We should make it one!
Gokudera: *moans* Tenth... be careful...
Reborn: That's a great idea, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto: Haha, thanks, kid.
Yamamoto: *flashes Reborn a grade A grin and winks*
Tsuna: No it's not!! Gokudera-kun, are you all right?!
Bianchi: .. Oh, right.. *lifts Gokudera up with free hand and shakes slightly*
Bianchi: Are you alright??
Yamamoto: *lost all interest in Gokudera*
Reborn: The winner will get this. *pulls a sparkly new gun out of his jacket*
Tsuna: What are we going to do with that?!
Reborn: The loser will die.
Bianchi: *eyes gun, eyes gleaming evilly* A special present from Reborn.. it's MINE.
Tsuna: ...Somehow, that's not very surprising.
Yamamoto: Ooh, is that a new toy?
Gokudera: *tries to get up feebly* Tenth... run... hide...
Bianchi: *looks back at Gokudera, continues to shake* EH? Are you awake?
Tsuna: No, you should run! I can't run, Reborn will kill me!
Tsuna: Bianchi, please stop shaking him!!
Reborn's eye: *SPARKLE*
Gokudera: BGEH!! *faints again*
Bianchi: ..? *sticks Gokudera's head in the sink, turns on the water*
Lambo: *BURSTS OUT OF HOUSE, RUNNING RIGHT INTO GOKUDERA ON THE WAY AND KNOCKING HIM OUT OF Bianchi'S GRASP*
Bianchi: SKLMFSG *DROPS GROCERIES TOO*
Gokudera: *falls on the floor, face first*
Bianchi: REBORN'S PIE! *SUPER DRAMATIC DIVE*
Gokudera: Stupid... cow... *tries to reach him feebly and fails*
Haru: *storms in* Tsuna-san!! Haru heard everyone is making pie and that the winner gets your love!!
Gokudera: *blanches* Another stupid one...
Tsuna: WHY IS EVERYONE COMING. WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS.
Bianchi: *catches groceries just barely and stands, beaming* Haru, you can help me!
Lambo: *screams from outside* I-PIN!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GRENADES!!! STUPID I-PIN!!!! -WAIIIIL-
Reborn: This is training, Tsuna.
Yamamoto: Wow, everyone is here! This is great! Hahaha!
Haru: Bianchi-san, you're here too! *smile* Let's make the cake together!
Tsuna: THIS TRAINING MAKES NO SENSE!!
Yamamoto: Right, Tsuna! *raises finger* You should take your training seriously! *winks*
Bianchi: PIE, we're making special pie for Reborn. <3
Gokudera: .............. *gags and slouches on the floor*
Haru: Haru wants to make a cake for Tsuna-san too!
Bianchi: *dons super cool baking apron that says 'I <3 REBORN'*
Lambo: DON'T IGNORE LAMBO-SAN!!! *WAILS LOUDER*
Haru: Oh, Haru's sorry, Lambo-chan!! Would you like to make cake with us?
I-pin: *runs after Lambo* lkdshflkdshfkdlk!!!!
Bianchi: *eyes Lambo evilly* He'll mess up the pie.
Haru: Aw, we can give him a small part! And if Bianchi-san's around, the pie will surely turn out great!
Bianchi: .. *gives Lambo a bowl, and some eggs* Beat the eggs.
I-pin: aasak!! sakjdkkahh! kuuklkklsj! *brandishes a dumpling*
Gokudera: *... still somewhere on the floor, forgotten*
Gokudera: ... Teeenthhhhh... *crawls*
Haru: Oh! *pulls out cellphone and punches in a number* Kyouko-chan, everyone's making cake at Tsuna-san's house right now! You should come! Okay, see you there!
Lambo: AHHH NOOO!!! *runs around in circles, not even noticing Bianchi*
Bianchi: *eyetwitch*
Reborn: *ignores*
Tsuna: *forgets about Gokudera's existence- YOU CALLED KYOUKO-CHAN?!
Bianchi: *grabs Lambo by one horn and holds him up eyelevel* *EVIL EYE*
Yamamoto: Tsuna, I think we should get Gokudera a blindfold. *concerned look*
Gokudera: ... *;0;*
Gokudera: *glares*
Haru: *closes cellphone shut* I did! *mutters evilly under breath* The one to win Tsuna-san's love will be me! *notices Bianchi* Don't be mean to Lambo-chan!!
Bianchi: *smacks Lambo down on counter, with bowl and eggs again* BEAT THE EGGS.
Yamamoto: *pulls out a handkerchief from somewhere and ties it around Gokudera's head, covering his eyes* There! :-D
Tsuna: *stares into the air for about three minutes, drooling a bit* Kyouko-chan... Oh, right! Gokudera-kun, wouldn't you rather rest in my room?
Gokudera: *straightens a little* That wasn't really necessary. *sulk*
Gokudera: I'm fine, Tenth! *thumbs up*
Lambo: OWWWW *CRIES* STOP BEING MEAN TO LAMBO!!!
Tsuna: Are you really okay.....?
Bianchi: ...... *STUFFS RANDOM POISON FOOD OBJECT IN LAMBO'S MOUTH*
Gokudera: Sure! I'll help too! *feels around him blindly and grabs a random fork*
Tsuna: How are you going to help when you can't see what you're doing...?
Lambo: *WAILS THROUGH NOSE*
Lambo: *starts choking*
Bianchi: *PATS LAMBO IDLY* GOOD COW.
Bianchi: .. *pretends not to notice*
Lambo: *turns blue*
Haru: Lambo-chan?!
Gokudera: *perks up at the mention of the possibility of Lambo suffering*
Bianchi: Hmmm? *leans over, pulls Gokudera's bandanna up and stares at him* Why are you wearing this?
Gokudera: UGHEJHAH!! *gagagag*
Gokudera: *falls over dramatically, hits counter and sends everything they've done so far flying*
Yamamoto: *notices Lambo's choking* Hey, hey! *takes him from Bianchi and starts patting him on the back*
Bianchi: !!!!!! YOU IDIOT! *frantically gathers things from the floor*
Bianchi: *OR RATHER, LEAPS FOR THEM MIDAIR*
Gokudera: *would stop him if he wasn't dying again*
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun... you should really go rest in my room...
Gokudera: ... *unconscious*
Reborn: This is a good opportunity. Someone drag Gokudera away. I'll devide you into groups.
Tsuna: ...I'll go... take him upstairs. *attempts to lift Gokudera up despite being a shrimp* Ugh, heavy.
Bianchi: *sets ingredients up again, then notices Gokudera again* .. I'LL take him upstairs.
Reborn: I've decided.
Tsuna: No, it's okay! I can handle it!
Yamamoto: *uneasy look at Gokudera and Tsuna* I'll do it, Tsuna. *is big and TALL and good for GRUNT WORK!*
Tsuna: Oh, you can do it, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto: Thanks. :D
Kyouko: *rings doorbell*
Yamamoto: *hoists him over his shoulder and drags him off*
Bianchi: *starry-eyes at Reborn, doesn't even think to argue with Yamamoto* Decided..?
Tsuna: !! *runs to open door* K-Kyouko-chan!!
Gokudera: ... *faint to nonexistent protest*
Kyouko: Hi, Tsuna-kun! *smiles*
Reborn's eye: *TWINKLES AGAIN*
Lambo: *is alive, somehow* ... *wibbles and starts CRYING LOUDLY*
Tsuna: H-h-hi! *stands there like a moron for a minute or so* ...Please come in!
Bianchi: EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!! REBORN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.
I-pin: dskjskahaaa!! lkdsl!
Haru: Lambo-chan, what's do matter? Do you want something?
Lambo: *makes a beeline for Kyouko and hugs her leg* THEY'RE MEAN TO LAMBO-SAN.
Kyouko: Oh, Reborn-chan! And everyone's here too! Are we all making a cake?
Bianchi: PIE!
Kyouko: Lambo-chan! *smile at him and pats his head* What is it?
Haru: *Deeply offended by not getting clinged to by Lambo-chan*
Lambo: *pulls out a grenade, still weeping* I'LL KILL THEM.
Lambo: *throws grenade at Reborn*
Kyouko: That's dangerous, Lambo-chan!
Tsuna: *thinking about how angelic Kyouko-chan's smile is* --AHHHH!!!!
Leon: *turns into a wooden stick*
Reborn: *bats grenade back at Lambo without blinking Bianchib>not like he actually has eyelids or something)*
Bianchi: *STILL WAITING ON EDGE FOR REBORN'S ANNOUNCEMENT*
Lambo: *dies a firey and 'splodey death*
Haru: Nooo! Lambo-chan!!!
Lambo: *OUT COLD AND SHALL NOT INTERRUPT ANYMORE!*
Reborn: Tsuna. You will group with Haru and Lambo. Gokudera is in your team too, but that doesn't really matter. Bianchi. You will group with Yamamoto, I-Pin and Kyoko.
Bianchi: *more evil eye at Tsuna, Haru and Lambo*
Bianchi: Reborn's prize.. will be MINE.
Gokudera: *somewhere upstairs* Teeeeeeeeeeeenth...
Tsuna: -shiver- At least she's not on my team... or wait, am I supposed to be grateful for that?
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun, please stay upstairs where it's safe!
Yamamoto: *picks I-pin up and stands between Bianchi and Kyouko*
Bianchi: *looks scary and evil*
Haru: I'M IN THE SAME GROUP AS Tsuna-SAN! -beams- I'LL SURELY MAKE A WONDERFUL PIE FOR YOU, AS PRACTICE FOR BEING YOUR FUTURE WIFE!
Yamamoto: *smilesmile*
Tsuna: ...
Tsuna: Okay, so how do we make pie?
Yamamoto: Good luck everyone! Do your best! :D
Haru: Haru will try her best for Tsuna-san's love!!
Dino: DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT P-- *attempts to make cool entrance by hopping through open window but gets snagged and falls onto the floor, face first* .. ie.
Tsuna: Dino-san!! Are you okay?
Yamamoto: Oh, hi Dino-san! :D *WAVES FROM AFAR*
Dino: *LIFTS HEAD UP, ONLY SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED* I'm fine!
Tsuna: ...Maybe you should've brought one of your men.
Dino: No, I'm fine! Baking doesn't take much dexterity, does it?
Yamamoto: hehe, I don't think so!
Yamamoto: You'll do just fine! :)
Dino: *gets to his feet and grabs random baking tool* See, this shouldn't be too hard.. *waves it around DANGEROUSLY*
Yamamoto: *NARROWLY AVOIDS*
Tsuna: ...Last time you were here without your men you fell down the stairs.
Dino: .. I'll stand in one spot the whole time.. ^_^;;;
Tsuna: ...Okay then.
Bianchi: .. *eyes Dino venemously* He's not on my team.
Dino: .. teams? Huh. Tsuna, I'll be on yours!
Haru: Dino-san can be referee!!
Reborn: Dino. You'll get to taste everything when they're done first.
Dino: Referee? .. Hmm. But I make great pie!
Dino: .. If you say so, Reborn. *plops down in chair*
Yamamoto: Hehe, you're lucky, Dino!
Yamamoto: You got the best job!
Tsuna: Lucky...? Hey, is that really a good idea, Reborn?!
Reborn: Of course it is.
Reborn: Everyone, prepare everything. You'll have one hour.
Dino: I guess it would be a little unfair for me to join either team.. *nods*
Tsuna: Prepare what?! I can't even cook!
Kyouko: Ooh, wow! This is so exciting! What should I do, Bianchi-san?
Bianchi: *shoves various ingredients into Kyoko and Yamamoto's hands* HERE.
Bianchi: You two make the crust. I'll.. *cue evil music* make the filling.
Reborn: Tsuna. You will group with Haru and Lambo. Gokudera is in your team too, but that doesn't really matter. Bianchi. You will group with Yamamoto, I-Pin and Kyoko.
Kyouko: All right! *sparkles*
Bianchi: *GIVES FRUIT TO I-PIN TO CUT*
Haru: There's only Tsuna-san and Haru in the group! How romantic! :DDD
Tsuna: So what am I supposed to do?...
Gokudera: ... *somewhere upstairs* Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenth...
Yamamoto: I think Dino should help you out, Tsuna!
Haru: Don't worry, Haru knows a really good pie recipe!
Reborn: Why not. Dino, go join Tsuna's group.
Tsuna: But...
Haru: *glare*
Dino: ^_^ Don't worry, Tsuna. I know this really great recipe.
Gokudera: *silent whisper* Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenth.........
Haru: Haru knows a better recipe! Go beat eggs!! -shoves bowl into his hands-
Tsuna: ...Gokudera-kun?
Yamamoto: I don't really know any recipes. *nervous chuckle* Bianchi, do you know one?
Bianchi: *IS IN COOKING FRENZY MODE AT THE MOMENT, ignores Yamamoto*
Yamamoto: ...I guess you do! :D
Dino: Ah, if you insist. *takes the bowl, eggs, and.. egg beater. Which he was already brandishing kinda dangerously???*
Gokudera: *better because of lack-of-Aneki and WORRIED*
Gokudera: *sneaks down the stairs*
Bianchi: WE'RE MAKING SUPER POISON COOKING RECIPE NUMBER 453. *FRENZY*
Tsuna: If it's poison, how are you going to win?! Do you want to kill Reborn?!?
Yamamoto: Sounds yummy!!
Bianchi: *shoots Tsuna an evil look* Reborn can handle anything.
Tsuna: He's never eaten any of your poison cooking!
Bianchi: Shows what you know. I'd worry about my own team, if I were you.
Dino: *MAKING A BIT OF A MESS as usual*
Gokudera: *peeks into kitchen* Psst! Tenth!
Tsuna: Oh, right, what should I -- ah! Gokudera-kun! Why are you here?
Yamamoto: Yeah, Tsuna, our team will win! ^_^
Gokudera: *catches that*
Gokudera: *will not let the Tenth lose*
I-pin: *crawls onto counter* lkdsjfkdsjkdfsafds!!!
Bianchi: *looks back at I-pin* Did you cut those fruits??
Reborn: 48 minutes left.
I-pin: *points to bowl of cut up fruit* kdjsfndsjkfdsk!
Gokudera: make*
Bianchi: .. Where is the crust..
Bianchi: *thwaps Yamamoto with wooden spoon* Did you make the crust?
Haru: Tsuna-san, I'll make the dough so can you please work on the filling? I'll tell you what to do~
Tsuna: O-okay...
Yamamoto: Ow! *rubs head* You didn't tell me how to.
Bianchi: I think I did..
Reborn: Add this when you make it, Bianchi. *hands her a suspicious looking condiment*
Dino: *hands Haru beaten eggs, with most of the egg all over self* There, done?
Tsuna: Why are you giving Bianchi all this suspicious looking stuff!!
Bianchi: *__* Thank you, Reborn!!! I'm sure this will make the pie even more delicious for you..
Yamamoto: She cooks better that way! ^_^
Kyouko: Ne, Tsuna-kun, does this look good? ^^ *shows him The FILLINGZ... or was it crust*
I-pin: *sekritly hoping Hibari will come along, too*
Bianchi: Kyouko, you're on our team! *tugs her away from Tsuna*
Tsuna: *drools, unclear whether over Kyouko or the filling/cake/WHATEVER*
Gokudera: *went to get his opaque sunglasses*
Bianchi: No conspiring with the enemy.
Tsuna: Hey!
Tsuna: B-but it looks good, Kyouko-chan!
Gokudera: *which serve the same purpose as the blindfold but look cooler*
Kyouko: Ah, sorry Bianchi-san! ^^; *goes back to working on the.. pie thing*
Haru: Tsuna-san, filling!!
Bianchi: *snatches crust from her and places it in pie pan, which she then fills with super sekrit! filling*
Tsuna: Yeees. >>;
Haru: *turns to look at Dino* ...What is this?
Dino: .. Beaten eggs? *helpful?*
Gokudera: Tenth! I'll help! *grins*
Haru: You look more beaten than the eggs!!
Dino: ^__^;;;;;
Gokudera: *glares* You suck.
Tsuna: Are you sure you can do this, Gokudera-kun?
Yamamoto: *stands there unhelpfully all happy-looking, gets climbed on by I-pin who's also idling*
Dino: They're beaten, at least?
Gokudera: *adjusts sunglasses again* Of course I can, Tenth!
Tsuna: But--
Haru: Good! Beat some eggs!
Gokudera: *grabs some fruit* ... *doesn't know what to do*
Dino: *takes some paper towels and attempts to clean self up* I could do something else, maybe..?
Haru: Eggs! You don't beat eggs with fruit!
Haru: Dino-san, can you cut the fruit?
Tsuna: ...Is giving Dino-san a knife really such a good idea?!?!
Dino: Don't be silly, Tsuna. I can handle it.
Tsuna: No, D-Dino-san, you should make the... uh... you should get the plate ready!
Gokudera: *notices potential danger to the Tenth* ... Give me that.
Bianchi: *STILL COOKING FRENZY DUH*
Reborn: *sitting on the counter* 31 minutes.
Time: *PASSES*
Bianchi: DID YOU FINISH THAT SECOND CRUST YET, YAMAMOTO TAKESHI??
Gokudera: *takes knife away from Dino rudely* *approaches the table* ........ *doesn't know what to do*
Dino: *FEELS SORT OF USELESS but lets Gokudera take the knife anyway* .. I can instruct you?
Dino: *IS GOOD AT THAT*
Yamamoto: Yeah, here it is! :) *hands over something very-normal looking to her*
Bianchi: *inspects it carefully*
Gokudera: *lifts sunglasses up a little* Psst! Tenth! What do you want me to help you with?
Bianchi: *places it on top of the filling and puts pie in oven with great care <3*
Dino: *taps on counter idlely* Just cut the fruit. Make sure to watch out for the cores.
Gokudera: I don't have to listen to YOU. Tenth, what do you want me to do?
Tsuna: You should probably listen to him.
I-pin: *to Bianchi* sdljfngdfkljfjkds?? *is bored and wants to help*
Gokudera: ... -feels around and grabs an apple*
Bianchi: ..? Here.. *hands I-pin more of Reborn's secret ingredient* Cut this up and we'll sprinkle it on top of the pie. *_*
I-pin: fdhgfdfsdkmsk!!
Dino: .. I think he's more dangerous with the knife than me.
Gokudera: *cuts... slowly*
Tsuna: Wait, can you see anything with those glasses?!
Dino: *waves hand in front of Gokudera's eyes*
Gokudera: *speeds up since it's working out even if the pieces are horribly unequal and huge*
Yamamoto: Hey, babies shouldn't play with knives. *totally didn't notice earlier when I-pin cut up fruit* *takes knife from her and starts doing it instead*
Gokudera: *doesn't notice* *is having fun*
Dino: .. Watch out for the core..
Dino: *gathers pieces HELPFULLY??*
Gokudera: *now has one big apple mess*
Kyouko: *humming while she works and doesn't notice ANYTHING going on around her*
Tsuna: You should stop that, Gokudera-kun!! You'll end up hurting youself!
Gokudera: Heh. This is pretty easy. *grabs an eggplant*
I-pin: *has nothing to do again*
Tsuna: WE'RE NOT MAKING A PIE WITH AN EGGPLANT IN IT!!
Bianchi: .. *To I-pin* Go spy on the other team and see what kind of pie they're making. >.>
Reborn: 13 minutes. *fixing up his sleeping cap thingy*
I-pin: *walks up to Kyouko, standing on the counter* kfdgdskfksd!
I-pin: *turns to Bianchi* kdfjhdesknfd! *THUMBSUP*
Gokudera: Oh? Oh! Sorry, Tenth! *smiles and grabs a banana*
Dino: You might want to.. peel that first.
Kyouko: Ah, I-Pin-chan! Would you like to help me with this? *sparkle*
Haru: Not much time left! Okay now, let's bake the cake. *grabs the ingredients from Tsuna, completely ignoring Gokudera and his apple mess*
Dino: I think she might have grabbed some of the eggplant.
Tsuna: *sighs and stares at Kyouko* She's so kind...
Gokudera: *ignores Dino blatantly even though he knows Dino's right and cuts the banana up just like it is*
I-pin: dskvfdjkdk!! *HAS A MISSION NOW!*
Haru: Haru did not! *tosses away eggplant*
Kyouko: *smiiiiiles*
I-pin: *walks off to spy on other team*
Tsuna: *thinking* That innocent smile is... the best!!
Gokudera: *finally cuts his finger*
Haru: Lalala~ Baking cake~~ Oh, I-pin-chan, what are you doing here?~
Gokudera: Ow! *drips blood all over the mess of banana and apple*
Tsuna: ................!!!!
Dino: Was bound to happen eventually.
Dino: .. I have band-aids?
Yamamoto: How's the pie coming along, Bianchi-san? :-D :-D
Bianchi: *stares at it in the oven, SPARKLING MORE THAN KYOUKO* WONDERFUL.
Dino: ..... You should have let me do it, Tsuna. ^_^;;
Reborn: 6 minutes.
Tsuna: I JUST REALIZED, IF WE LOSE THIS, WE'LL DIE!!!
Tsuna: AND IF WE WIN, THEN KYOUKO-CHAN WILL--!!!
Bianchi: You won't win.
Gokudera: *splurts all over the kitchen table anyway*
I-pin: *would reply to Haru but notices the FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD*
I-pin: *stares at Gokudera in horror* BOLOGNESE MONSTER!!!!!
Tsuna: AHH, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR DOING THIS AND SOMEONE WILL DIE ANYWAY! AND SOMEONE GET GOKUDERA-KUN A BANDAID!!!
Dino: .. Neon, cartoon, or skin-colored? *wields vast array of band-aids*
Gokudera: ... Err. *starting to pale*
Tsuna: DOESN'T MATTER!!!
Dino: *unpeels one and sticks it on Gokudera's wound*
Gokudera: DON'T TOUCH ME. *pulls finger away*
Dino: I chose bright pink neon.
Gokudera: WHAT??
Dino: ^__^;; I think the pie is done.
Oven: *PINGGZZ OMG*
I-pin: *blinks as the bleeding stops* klsdjfksds. *no monster!*
Tsuna: IT CAN'T BE DONE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Bianchi: *WHIPS OUT PIE AT SPEED OF LIGHT* REBORN~!! TRY MINE FIRST. <3333
Gokudera: *continues dripping* *wipes his finger on Haru* Whatever.
Kyouko: Uwah! Bianchi-san, it came out so nice! *_*
Yamamoto: Aww, come on, Tsuna! It can't be that bad! You should be more confident in your cooking!
Haru: -ignoring Tsuna and Gokudera, takes out cake-
Bianchi: I put love in it~
Reborn: Tsuna. As the head of Group Tsuna, you try Group Bianchi's pie. Bianchi, likewise.
Kyouko: *admires Bianchi's loving prowess *_**
I-pin: *also* *_*
Bianchi: *SPARKLES WITH LOVE AND ADORATION FOR REBORN*
Haru: *also* *_* Bianchi-san is so cool!
Tsuna: I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT!!!
Bianchi: *wields pie* TRY IT, Tsuna. But only a little piece.
Reborn: Eat it.
Bianchi: THE REST IS FOR REBORN. <3
Gokudera: Tenth!! *distress*
Dino: Smells good, at least.
Gokudera: *LEAPS FORWARD IN SLOW MOTION*
Bianchi: !!! *tries to move pie away*
Reborn: *shoots Tsuna with Dying Will Bullet*
Tsuna: REBORN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsuna: EAT THE PIE AS IF I WERE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Reborn: *shoots his stomach too*
Bianchi: ... BUT.. IT'S FOR REBORN..
Tsuna: *EATS UP BOTH PIES IN A SINGLE BITE*
Bianchi: .................
Bianchi: *chases Tsuna around the house, wielding cooking knives* THAT WAS FOR REBORN!!
Gokudera: *sparkles a little* *IN A MANLY MANNER*
Hibari: *hops through window, WHO NEEDS DOORS* Hey.
Tsuna: *RUNS AWAY LIKE MAD* THOSE PIES BOTH TASTE LIKE.............
I-pin: ♥____♥!!!
I-pin: fdkghdfkjdf!!! *starts sweating*
Tsuna: ASDFSDFSF!~!!!!! GET RID OF HER!!!!
Gokudera: *grabs her*
Hibari: Reborn called me to come pick a corpse up..?
I-pin: *10 PINZU!*
Reborn's eye: *TWINKLE FUCKING TWINKLE*
Gokudera: *grabs her*
Gokudera: *throws her in a random direction*
Random direction: *happens to be Dino's direction*
I-pin: *9 pinzu!*
Dino: *catches, looks down at I-Pin stupidly* Hi.
I-pin: *8 pinzu!*
Gokudera: YOU IDIOT THROW HER AWAY!
Dino: Oh, is this a game? *throws her at Tsuna, OR ATTEMPTS TO, probably misses*
I-pin: *7 pinzu!*
Gokudera: *The Scream expression*
Haru: *catches her because it went nowhere near Tsuna* Hahii?!
Yamamoto: *waves arms* Throw it here, Haru-chan!
Hibari: ... *just standing there, hey*
Haru: I-pin-chan's stuck!! *waves hand in attempt to shake her off*
Dino: *notices Hibari* *pleasantly* What're you doing here?
Gokudera: *pulls*
Hibari: The window was open, so I let myself in. *RATIONAL*
Tsuna: *grabs I-pin from the other direction*
I-pin: *6 pinzu!*
Gokudera: *manages to break I-Pin and Haru apart*
I-pin: *5 pinzu!*
Bianchi: *STILL MOURNING PIE THAT REBORN DIDN'T EAT*
Kyouko: *TERRIBLY CONFUSED AT IT ALL*
Gokudera: *grabs at Haru's direction*
Dino: *IDLE OBLIVIOUS CHITCHAT WITH HIBARI*
Haru's direction: *Tsuna's hair*
Gokudera: You idiot! Throw her away! *PULL*
I-pin: *5 pinzu!*
Yamamoto: No, Gokudera---!!
Tsuna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING *doesn't mind the pain because of Dying Will mode, grabs I-pin and tosses* RAAAAAAAAAH!
I-pin: *4 pinzu!* *lands in oven*
Haru: Someone get I-pin-chan out of there!!!
I-pin: *3 pinzu!*
Haru: *runs to the oven*
Leon: *turns into a fishing pole*
Reborn: *FISHES*
Dino: Dino: So how's school been?
Reborn: *fisherman outfit bytheway*
Haru: *stumbles and falls face-flat*
Hibari: Same. *:|*
Yamamoto: *picks her up* Are you okay?
I-pin: *2 pinzu!!*
Reborn: Heads up! *flings I-Pin at Tsuna again*
Tsuna: THROW HER OUT!!!!!!!!!
Dino: Meet any special girls yet?
Yamamoto: Throw it to me, Tsuna!!
I-pin: *1 PINZU!!!*
Hibari: Don't need to.
Dino: *struggling for small talk*
Hibari: *ready to pull out the tonfas any second now*
Dino: .... special boys?
Hibari: ... Enough. *WHACK*
Tsuna: *THROWS IT TO YAMAMOTO*
Gokudera: THROW HER OUT OF THE WINDOW NOW!!
Dino: *whacked* *rubs head sheepishly* Guess not.
I-pin: *EXPLODES MID-AIR BETWEEN TSUNA AND YAMAMOTO*
ALL: *DEATH*
House: *BOOM*
Dino: *is dead, can't pay bill*
Reborn: *glides away*
Dying will flame on Tsuna's head: -dies out-
Tsuna: I have a stomach ache.
Little box at the end of the chapter: And so Dino didn't eat the pie.
What: MAKING PIE. And.. yeah, making pie. Because making pie is an excuse to get the entire Reborn! cast together.
When: Sometime last week. I have no idea.
Where: Tsuna's house. And then the remnants of Tsuna's house inside a giant crater.
Why: Because Yamamoto's an idiot and thought Gokudera's death threats were really an invitation to make pie.
WARNING: THIS LOG MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. WE WENT NUTS WITH CHARACTERS AND LOST ANY AND ALL POINT WE MAY HAVE HAD ABOUT FIVE SECONDS INTO IT. Thanks.
Oh, and to understand who everybody is, you might want to check Tsuna's Reborn Character Guide (TM)!
Gokudera: *slouches his way to the closest convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes*
Gokudera: ... I'm bored.
Gokudera: *arrives at vending machine thingy and buys a pack of expensive cigarettes*
Gokudera: *takes out a lighter*
Yamamoto: *pops out of nowhere behind Gokudera and puts a hand on his shoulder* Hi!!
Gokudera: *drops lighter*
Gokudera: Don't DO that!
Yamamoto: *wide smile* :D Do what?
Gokudera: And don't touch me! *moves away*
Yamamoto: Hey, we're gonna make pie today, remember? You said you're coming! I just came by to pick up some ingredients. *rattles bag of groceries that's in his hand*
Gokudera: ... Right.
Gokudera: *takes Yamamoto's hand off and starts walking*
Gokudera: *mumbling* It's for the Tenth's sake... for the Tenth... I can do this...
Yamamoto: Great! *follows closely like a big happy puppy*
Gokudera: *glares*
Yamamoto: Tsuna'll be happy to see you there. *smiles heartily*
Tsuna: *sneezes*
Gokudera: Of course he will. *resumes lighting of cigarette*
Bianchi: *practically breaks through Tsuna's front door at the sound of Yamamoto's retarded voice* YAMAMOTO TAKESHI. Do you have those INGREDIENTS YET?
Yamamoto: Oh, hi Bianchi-san! :D *wavewave*
Yamamoto: Yeah,they're here! *holds up bag*
Tsuna: B-Bianchi?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Gokudera: GEH! *gag*
Bianchi: *yanks bag from him, spots Gokudera* I'm HELPING.
Gokudera: *foams at the mouth and collapses*
Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun!!
Tsuna: HELPING WITH WHAT?!
Bianchi: I want to make Reborn delicious pie. *_* *starry eyes*
Tsuna: You can't make pie!!
Yamamoto: Gokudera, are you okay? *bends over him worriedly*
Gokudera: *still foaming*
Bianchi: *looks down at Gokudera, unamused*
Bianchi: *leans over, drags Gokudera into house*
Reborn: Leave him. Tsuna, you know what your job for today is.
Bianchi: *AND PROMPTLY DROPS* REBORN!
Tsuna: I do? What is it?
Reborn: You need to make sure none of your family members die, of course.
Gokudera: *dead*
Bianchi: ... *HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT GOKUDERA*
Yamamoto: *looks up from Gokudera, losing interest immediately* Oh, hey Tsuna! *smilesmile*
Tsuna: WHY DID YOU BRING Bianchi. AND OH GOD WE SHOULD GET GOKUDERA-KUN TO A BED OR OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING.
Bianchi: *shmoozes up to Reborn* I'm going to make you special pie~
Yamamoto: *approaches Tsuna and leaves Gokudera there, forgotten* Don't worry, Tsuna! It'll be fine.
Bianchi: *smacks Tsuna with bag of groceries* A COOKING CONTEST IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME!
Reborn: I brought you some special ingredients, Bianchi.
Yamamoto: Ooh, special ingredients? :D
Bianchi: Special ingredients? *_*
Reborn: This beansprout has been imported especially from a certain area in China for you. *grin*
Bianchi: *speechless* .. *not speechless* For me..?
Tsuna: How will it be fine?! Bianchi is going to kill us all! And Reborn wouldn't eat any of that!
Tsuna: And it's not a contest, either!
Yamamoto: A contenst sounds like fun, though!
Bianchi: It's a CONTEST. The best pie wins.. Reborn's LOVE.
Yamamoto: We should make it one!
Gokudera: *moans* Tenth... be careful...
Reborn: That's a great idea, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto: Haha, thanks, kid.
Yamamoto: *flashes Reborn a grade A grin and winks*
Tsuna: No it's not!! Gokudera-kun, are you all right?!
Bianchi: .. Oh, right.. *lifts Gokudera up with free hand and shakes slightly*
Bianchi: Are you alright??
Yamamoto: *lost all interest in Gokudera*
Reborn: The winner will get this. *pulls a sparkly new gun out of his jacket*
Tsuna: What are we going to do with that?!
Reborn: The loser will die.
Bianchi: *eyes gun, eyes gleaming evilly* A special present from Reborn.. it's MINE.
Tsuna: ...Somehow, that's not very surprising.
Yamamoto: Ooh, is that a new toy?
Gokudera: *tries to get up feebly* Tenth... run... hide...
Bianchi: *looks back at Gokudera, continues to shake* EH? Are you awake?
Tsuna: No, you should run! I can't run, Reborn will kill me!
Tsuna: Bianchi, please stop shaking him!!
Reborn's eye: *SPARKLE*
Gokudera: BGEH!! *faints again*
Bianchi: ..? *sticks Gokudera's head in the sink, turns on the water*
Lambo: *BURSTS OUT OF HOUSE, RUNNING RIGHT INTO GOKUDERA ON THE WAY AND KNOCKING HIM OUT OF Bianchi'S GRASP*
Bianchi: SKLMFSG *DROPS GROCERIES TOO*
Gokudera: *falls on the floor, face first*
Bianchi: REBORN'S PIE! *SUPER DRAMATIC DIVE*
Gokudera: Stupid... cow... *tries to reach him feebly and fails*
Haru: *storms in* Tsuna-san!! Haru heard everyone is making pie and that the winner gets your love!!
Gokudera: *blanches* Another stupid one...
Tsuna: WHY IS EVERYONE COMING. WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS.
Bianchi: *catches groceries just barely and stands, beaming* Haru, you can help me!
Lambo: *screams from outside* I-PIN!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GRENADES!!! STUPID I-PIN!!!! -WAIIIIL-
Reborn: This is training, Tsuna.
Yamamoto: Wow, everyone is here! This is great! Hahaha!
Haru: Bianchi-san, you're here too! *smile* Let's make the cake together!
Tsuna: THIS TRAINING MAKES NO SENSE!!
Yamamoto: Right, Tsuna! *raises finger* You should take your training seriously! *winks*
Bianchi: PIE, we're making special pie for Reborn. <3
Gokudera: .............. *gags and slouches on the floor*
Haru: Haru wants to make a cake for Tsuna-san too!
Bianchi: *dons super cool baking apron that says 'I <3 REBORN'*
Lambo: DON'T IGNORE LAMBO-SAN!!! *WAILS LOUDER*
Haru: Oh, Haru's sorry, Lambo-chan!! Would you like to make cake with us?
I-pin: *runs after Lambo* lkdshflkdshfkdlk!!!!
Bianchi: *eyes Lambo evilly* He'll mess up the pie.
Haru: Aw, we can give him a small part! And if Bianchi-san's around, the pie will surely turn out great!
Bianchi: .. *gives Lambo a bowl, and some eggs* Beat the eggs.
I-pin: aasak!! sakjdkkahh! kuuklkklsj! *brandishes a dumpling*
Gokudera: *... still somewhere on the floor, forgotten*
Gokudera: ... Teeenthhhhh... *crawls*
Haru: Oh! *pulls out cellphone and punches in a number* Kyouko-chan, everyone's making cake at Tsuna-san's house right now! You should come! Okay, see you there!
Lambo: AHHH NOOO!!! *runs around in circles, not even noticing Bianchi*
Bianchi: *eyetwitch*
Reborn: *ignores*
Tsuna: *forgets about Gokudera's existence- YOU CALLED KYOUKO-CHAN?!
Bianchi: *grabs Lambo by one horn and holds him up eyelevel* *EVIL EYE*
Yamamoto: Tsuna, I think we should get Gokudera a blindfold. *concerned look*
Gokudera: ... *;0;*
Gokudera: *glares*
Haru: *closes cellphone shut* I did! *mutters evilly under breath* The one to win Tsuna-san's love will be me! *notices Bianchi* Don't be mean to Lambo-chan!!
Bianchi: *smacks Lambo down on counter, with bowl and eggs again* BEAT THE EGGS.
Yamamoto: *pulls out a handkerchief from somewhere and ties it around Gokudera's head, covering his eyes* There! :-D
Tsuna: *stares into the air for about three minutes, drooling a bit* Kyouko-chan... Oh, right! Gokudera-kun, wouldn't you rather rest in my room?
Gokudera: *straightens a little* That wasn't really necessary. *sulk*
Gokudera: I'm fine, Tenth! *thumbs up*
Lambo: OWWWW *CRIES* STOP BEING MEAN TO LAMBO!!!
Tsuna: Are you really okay.....?
Bianchi: ...... *STUFFS RANDOM POISON FOOD OBJECT IN LAMBO'S MOUTH*
Gokudera: Sure! I'll help too! *feels around him blindly and grabs a random fork*
Tsuna: How are you going to help when you can't see what you're doing...?
Lambo: *WAILS THROUGH NOSE*
Lambo: *starts choking*
Bianchi: *PATS LAMBO IDLY* GOOD COW.
Bianchi: .. *pretends not to notice*
Lambo: *turns blue*
Haru: Lambo-chan?!
Gokudera: *perks up at the mention of the possibility of Lambo suffering*
Bianchi: Hmmm? *leans over, pulls Gokudera's bandanna up and stares at him* Why are you wearing this?
Gokudera: UGHEJHAH!! *gagagag*
Gokudera: *falls over dramatically, hits counter and sends everything they've done so far flying*
Yamamoto: *notices Lambo's choking* Hey, hey! *takes him from Bianchi and starts patting him on the back*
Bianchi: !!!!!! YOU IDIOT! *frantically gathers things from the floor*
Bianchi: *OR RATHER, LEAPS FOR THEM MIDAIR*
Gokudera: *would stop him if he wasn't dying again*
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun... you should really go rest in my room...
Gokudera: ... *unconscious*
Reborn: This is a good opportunity. Someone drag Gokudera away. I'll devide you into groups.
Tsuna: ...I'll go... take him upstairs. *attempts to lift Gokudera up despite being a shrimp* Ugh, heavy.
Bianchi: *sets ingredients up again, then notices Gokudera again* .. I'LL take him upstairs.
Reborn: I've decided.
Tsuna: No, it's okay! I can handle it!
Yamamoto: *uneasy look at Gokudera and Tsuna* I'll do it, Tsuna. *is big and TALL and good for GRUNT WORK!*
Tsuna: Oh, you can do it, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto: Thanks. :D
Kyouko: *rings doorbell*
Yamamoto: *hoists him over his shoulder and drags him off*
Bianchi: *starry-eyes at Reborn, doesn't even think to argue with Yamamoto* Decided..?
Tsuna: !! *runs to open door* K-Kyouko-chan!!
Gokudera: ... *faint to nonexistent protest*
Kyouko: Hi, Tsuna-kun! *smiles*
Reborn's eye: *TWINKLES AGAIN*
Lambo: *is alive, somehow* ... *wibbles and starts CRYING LOUDLY*
Tsuna: H-h-hi! *stands there like a moron for a minute or so* ...Please come in!
Bianchi: EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!! REBORN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.
I-pin: dskjskahaaa!! lkdsl!
Haru: Lambo-chan, what's do matter? Do you want something?
Lambo: *makes a beeline for Kyouko and hugs her leg* THEY'RE MEAN TO LAMBO-SAN.
Kyouko: Oh, Reborn-chan! And everyone's here too! Are we all making a cake?
Bianchi: PIE!
Kyouko: Lambo-chan! *smile at him and pats his head* What is it?
Haru: *Deeply offended by not getting clinged to by Lambo-chan*
Lambo: *pulls out a grenade, still weeping* I'LL KILL THEM.
Lambo: *throws grenade at Reborn*
Kyouko: That's dangerous, Lambo-chan!
Tsuna: *thinking about how angelic Kyouko-chan's smile is* --AHHHH!!!!
Leon: *turns into a wooden stick*
Reborn: *bats grenade back at Lambo without blinking Bianchib>not like he actually has eyelids or something)*
Bianchi: *STILL WAITING ON EDGE FOR REBORN'S ANNOUNCEMENT*
Lambo: *dies a firey and 'splodey death*
Haru: Nooo! Lambo-chan!!!
Lambo: *OUT COLD AND SHALL NOT INTERRUPT ANYMORE!*
Reborn: Tsuna. You will group with Haru and Lambo. Gokudera is in your team too, but that doesn't really matter. Bianchi. You will group with Yamamoto, I-Pin and Kyoko.
Bianchi: *more evil eye at Tsuna, Haru and Lambo*
Bianchi: Reborn's prize.. will be MINE.
Gokudera: *somewhere upstairs* Teeeeeeeeeeeenth...
Tsuna: -shiver- At least she's not on my team... or wait, am I supposed to be grateful for that?
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun, please stay upstairs where it's safe!
Yamamoto: *picks I-pin up and stands between Bianchi and Kyouko*
Bianchi: *looks scary and evil*
Haru: I'M IN THE SAME GROUP AS Tsuna-SAN! -beams- I'LL SURELY MAKE A WONDERFUL PIE FOR YOU, AS PRACTICE FOR BEING YOUR FUTURE WIFE!
Yamamoto: *smilesmile*
Tsuna: ...
Tsuna: Okay, so how do we make pie?
Yamamoto: Good luck everyone! Do your best! :D
Haru: Haru will try her best for Tsuna-san's love!!
Dino: DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT P-- *attempts to make cool entrance by hopping through open window but gets snagged and falls onto the floor, face first* .. ie.
Tsuna: Dino-san!! Are you okay?
Yamamoto: Oh, hi Dino-san! :D *WAVES FROM AFAR*
Dino: *LIFTS HEAD UP, ONLY SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED* I'm fine!
Tsuna: ...Maybe you should've brought one of your men.
Dino: No, I'm fine! Baking doesn't take much dexterity, does it?
Yamamoto: hehe, I don't think so!
Yamamoto: You'll do just fine! :)
Dino: *gets to his feet and grabs random baking tool* See, this shouldn't be too hard.. *waves it around DANGEROUSLY*
Yamamoto: *NARROWLY AVOIDS*
Tsuna: ...Last time you were here without your men you fell down the stairs.
Dino: .. I'll stand in one spot the whole time.. ^_^;;;
Tsuna: ...Okay then.
Bianchi: .. *eyes Dino venemously* He's not on my team.
Dino: .. teams? Huh. Tsuna, I'll be on yours!
Haru: Dino-san can be referee!!
Reborn: Dino. You'll get to taste everything when they're done first.
Dino: Referee? .. Hmm. But I make great pie!
Dino: .. If you say so, Reborn. *plops down in chair*
Yamamoto: Hehe, you're lucky, Dino!
Yamamoto: You got the best job!
Tsuna: Lucky...? Hey, is that really a good idea, Reborn?!
Reborn: Of course it is.
Reborn: Everyone, prepare everything. You'll have one hour.
Dino: I guess it would be a little unfair for me to join either team.. *nods*
Tsuna: Prepare what?! I can't even cook!
Kyouko: Ooh, wow! This is so exciting! What should I do, Bianchi-san?
Bianchi: *shoves various ingredients into Kyoko and Yamamoto's hands* HERE.
Bianchi: You two make the crust. I'll.. *cue evil music* make the filling.
Reborn: Tsuna. You will group with Haru and Lambo. Gokudera is in your team too, but that doesn't really matter. Bianchi. You will group with Yamamoto, I-Pin and Kyoko.
Kyouko: All right! *sparkles*
Bianchi: *GIVES FRUIT TO I-PIN TO CUT*
Haru: There's only Tsuna-san and Haru in the group! How romantic! :DDD
Tsuna: So what am I supposed to do?...
Gokudera: ... *somewhere upstairs* Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenth...
Yamamoto: I think Dino should help you out, Tsuna!
Haru: Don't worry, Haru knows a really good pie recipe!
Reborn: Why not. Dino, go join Tsuna's group.
Tsuna: But...
Haru: *glare*
Dino: ^_^ Don't worry, Tsuna. I know this really great recipe.
Gokudera: *silent whisper* Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenth.........
Haru: Haru knows a better recipe! Go beat eggs!! -shoves bowl into his hands-
Tsuna: ...Gokudera-kun?
Yamamoto: I don't really know any recipes. *nervous chuckle* Bianchi, do you know one?
Bianchi: *IS IN COOKING FRENZY MODE AT THE MOMENT, ignores Yamamoto*
Yamamoto: ...I guess you do! :D
Dino: Ah, if you insist. *takes the bowl, eggs, and.. egg beater. Which he was already brandishing kinda dangerously???*
Gokudera: *better because of lack-of-Aneki and WORRIED*
Gokudera: *sneaks down the stairs*
Bianchi: WE'RE MAKING SUPER POISON COOKING RECIPE NUMBER 453. *FRENZY*
Tsuna: If it's poison, how are you going to win?! Do you want to kill Reborn?!?
Yamamoto: Sounds yummy!!
Bianchi: *shoots Tsuna an evil look* Reborn can handle anything.
Tsuna: He's never eaten any of your poison cooking!
Bianchi: Shows what you know. I'd worry about my own team, if I were you.
Dino: *MAKING A BIT OF A MESS as usual*
Gokudera: *peeks into kitchen* Psst! Tenth!
Tsuna: Oh, right, what should I -- ah! Gokudera-kun! Why are you here?
Yamamoto: Yeah, Tsuna, our team will win! ^_^
Gokudera: *catches that*
Gokudera: *will not let the Tenth lose*
I-pin: *crawls onto counter* lkdsjfkdsjkdfsafds!!!
Bianchi: *looks back at I-pin* Did you cut those fruits??
Reborn: 48 minutes left.
I-pin: *points to bowl of cut up fruit* kdjsfndsjkfdsk!
Gokudera: make*
Bianchi: .. Where is the crust..
Bianchi: *thwaps Yamamoto with wooden spoon* Did you make the crust?
Haru: Tsuna-san, I'll make the dough so can you please work on the filling? I'll tell you what to do~
Tsuna: O-okay...
Yamamoto: Ow! *rubs head* You didn't tell me how to.
Bianchi: I think I did..
Reborn: Add this when you make it, Bianchi. *hands her a suspicious looking condiment*
Dino: *hands Haru beaten eggs, with most of the egg all over self* There, done?
Tsuna: Why are you giving Bianchi all this suspicious looking stuff!!
Bianchi: *__* Thank you, Reborn!!! I'm sure this will make the pie even more delicious for you..
Yamamoto: She cooks better that way! ^_^
Kyouko: Ne, Tsuna-kun, does this look good? ^^ *shows him The FILLINGZ... or was it crust*
I-pin: *sekritly hoping Hibari will come along, too*
Bianchi: Kyouko, you're on our team! *tugs her away from Tsuna*
Tsuna: *drools, unclear whether over Kyouko or the filling/cake/WHATEVER*
Gokudera: *went to get his opaque sunglasses*
Bianchi: No conspiring with the enemy.
Tsuna: Hey!
Tsuna: B-but it looks good, Kyouko-chan!
Gokudera: *which serve the same purpose as the blindfold but look cooler*
Kyouko: Ah, sorry Bianchi-san! ^^; *goes back to working on the.. pie thing*
Haru: Tsuna-san, filling!!
Bianchi: *snatches crust from her and places it in pie pan, which she then fills with super sekrit! filling*
Tsuna: Yeees. >>;
Haru: *turns to look at Dino* ...What is this?
Dino: .. Beaten eggs? *helpful?*
Gokudera: Tenth! I'll help! *grins*
Haru: You look more beaten than the eggs!!
Dino: ^__^;;;;;
Gokudera: *glares* You suck.
Tsuna: Are you sure you can do this, Gokudera-kun?
Yamamoto: *stands there unhelpfully all happy-looking, gets climbed on by I-pin who's also idling*
Dino: They're beaten, at least?
Gokudera: *adjusts sunglasses again* Of course I can, Tenth!
Tsuna: But--
Haru: Good! Beat some eggs!
Gokudera: *grabs some fruit* ... *doesn't know what to do*
Dino: *takes some paper towels and attempts to clean self up* I could do something else, maybe..?
Haru: Eggs! You don't beat eggs with fruit!
Haru: Dino-san, can you cut the fruit?
Tsuna: ...Is giving Dino-san a knife really such a good idea?!?!
Dino: Don't be silly, Tsuna. I can handle it.
Tsuna: No, D-Dino-san, you should make the... uh... you should get the plate ready!
Gokudera: *notices potential danger to the Tenth* ... Give me that.
Bianchi: *STILL COOKING FRENZY DUH*
Reborn: *sitting on the counter* 31 minutes.
Time: *PASSES*
Bianchi: DID YOU FINISH THAT SECOND CRUST YET, YAMAMOTO TAKESHI??
Gokudera: *takes knife away from Dino rudely* *approaches the table* ........ *doesn't know what to do*
Dino: *FEELS SORT OF USELESS but lets Gokudera take the knife anyway* .. I can instruct you?
Dino: *IS GOOD AT THAT*
Yamamoto: Yeah, here it is! :) *hands over something very-normal looking to her*
Bianchi: *inspects it carefully*
Gokudera: *lifts sunglasses up a little* Psst! Tenth! What do you want me to help you with?
Bianchi: *places it on top of the filling and puts pie in oven with great care <3*
Dino: *taps on counter idlely* Just cut the fruit. Make sure to watch out for the cores.
Gokudera: I don't have to listen to YOU. Tenth, what do you want me to do?
Tsuna: You should probably listen to him.
I-pin: *to Bianchi* sdljfngdfkljfjkds?? *is bored and wants to help*
Gokudera: ... -feels around and grabs an apple*
Bianchi: ..? Here.. *hands I-pin more of Reborn's secret ingredient* Cut this up and we'll sprinkle it on top of the pie. *_*
I-pin: fdhgfdfsdkmsk!!
Dino: .. I think he's more dangerous with the knife than me.
Gokudera: *cuts... slowly*
Tsuna: Wait, can you see anything with those glasses?!
Dino: *waves hand in front of Gokudera's eyes*
Gokudera: *speeds up since it's working out even if the pieces are horribly unequal and huge*
Yamamoto: Hey, babies shouldn't play with knives. *totally didn't notice earlier when I-pin cut up fruit* *takes knife from her and starts doing it instead*
Gokudera: *doesn't notice* *is having fun*
Dino: .. Watch out for the core..
Dino: *gathers pieces HELPFULLY??*
Gokudera: *now has one big apple mess*
Kyouko: *humming while she works and doesn't notice ANYTHING going on around her*
Tsuna: You should stop that, Gokudera-kun!! You'll end up hurting youself!
Gokudera: Heh. This is pretty easy. *grabs an eggplant*
I-pin: *has nothing to do again*
Tsuna: WE'RE NOT MAKING A PIE WITH AN EGGPLANT IN IT!!
Bianchi: .. *To I-pin* Go spy on the other team and see what kind of pie they're making. >.>
Reborn: 13 minutes. *fixing up his sleeping cap thingy*
I-pin: *walks up to Kyouko, standing on the counter* kfdgdskfksd!
I-pin: *turns to Bianchi* kdfjhdesknfd! *THUMBSUP*
Gokudera: Oh? Oh! Sorry, Tenth! *smiles and grabs a banana*
Dino: You might want to.. peel that first.
Kyouko: Ah, I-Pin-chan! Would you like to help me with this? *sparkle*
Haru: Not much time left! Okay now, let's bake the cake. *grabs the ingredients from Tsuna, completely ignoring Gokudera and his apple mess*
Dino: I think she might have grabbed some of the eggplant.
Tsuna: *sighs and stares at Kyouko* She's so kind...
Gokudera: *ignores Dino blatantly even though he knows Dino's right and cuts the banana up just like it is*
I-pin: dskvfdjkdk!! *HAS A MISSION NOW!*
Haru: Haru did not! *tosses away eggplant*
Kyouko: *smiiiiiles*
I-pin: *walks off to spy on other team*
Tsuna: *thinking* That innocent smile is... the best!!
Gokudera: *finally cuts his finger*
Haru: Lalala~ Baking cake~~ Oh, I-pin-chan, what are you doing here?~
Gokudera: Ow! *drips blood all over the mess of banana and apple*
Tsuna: ................!!!!
Dino: Was bound to happen eventually.
Dino: .. I have band-aids?
Yamamoto: How's the pie coming along, Bianchi-san? :-D :-D
Bianchi: *stares at it in the oven, SPARKLING MORE THAN KYOUKO* WONDERFUL.
Dino: ..... You should have let me do it, Tsuna. ^_^;;
Reborn: 6 minutes.
Tsuna: I JUST REALIZED, IF WE LOSE THIS, WE'LL DIE!!!
Tsuna: AND IF WE WIN, THEN KYOUKO-CHAN WILL--!!!
Bianchi: You won't win.
Gokudera: *splurts all over the kitchen table anyway*
I-pin: *would reply to Haru but notices the FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD*
I-pin: *stares at Gokudera in horror* BOLOGNESE MONSTER!!!!!
Tsuna: AHH, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR DOING THIS AND SOMEONE WILL DIE ANYWAY! AND SOMEONE GET GOKUDERA-KUN A BANDAID!!!
Dino: .. Neon, cartoon, or skin-colored? *wields vast array of band-aids*
Gokudera: ... Err. *starting to pale*
Tsuna: DOESN'T MATTER!!!
Dino: *unpeels one and sticks it on Gokudera's wound*
Gokudera: DON'T TOUCH ME. *pulls finger away*
Dino: I chose bright pink neon.
Gokudera: WHAT??
Dino: ^__^;; I think the pie is done.
Oven: *PINGGZZ OMG*
I-pin: *blinks as the bleeding stops* klsdjfksds. *no monster!*
Tsuna: IT CAN'T BE DONE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Bianchi: *WHIPS OUT PIE AT SPEED OF LIGHT* REBORN~!! TRY MINE FIRST. <3333
Gokudera: *continues dripping* *wipes his finger on Haru* Whatever.
Kyouko: Uwah! Bianchi-san, it came out so nice! *_*
Yamamoto: Aww, come on, Tsuna! It can't be that bad! You should be more confident in your cooking!
Haru: -ignoring Tsuna and Gokudera, takes out cake-
Bianchi: I put love in it~
Reborn: Tsuna. As the head of Group Tsuna, you try Group Bianchi's pie. Bianchi, likewise.
Kyouko: *admires Bianchi's loving prowess *_**
I-pin: *also* *_*
Bianchi: *SPARKLES WITH LOVE AND ADORATION FOR REBORN*
Haru: *also* *_* Bianchi-san is so cool!
Tsuna: I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT!!!
Bianchi: *wields pie* TRY IT, Tsuna. But only a little piece.
Reborn: Eat it.
Bianchi: THE REST IS FOR REBORN. <3
Gokudera: Tenth!! *distress*
Dino: Smells good, at least.
Gokudera: *LEAPS FORWARD IN SLOW MOTION*
Bianchi: !!! *tries to move pie away*
Reborn: *shoots Tsuna with Dying Will Bullet*
Tsuna: REBORN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsuna: EAT THE PIE AS IF I WERE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Reborn: *shoots his stomach too*
Bianchi: ... BUT.. IT'S FOR REBORN..
Tsuna: *EATS UP BOTH PIES IN A SINGLE BITE*
Bianchi: .................
Bianchi: *chases Tsuna around the house, wielding cooking knives* THAT WAS FOR REBORN!!
Gokudera: *sparkles a little* *IN A MANLY MANNER*
Hibari: *hops through window, WHO NEEDS DOORS* Hey.
Tsuna: *RUNS AWAY LIKE MAD* THOSE PIES BOTH TASTE LIKE.............
I-pin: ♥____♥!!!
I-pin: fdkghdfkjdf!!! *starts sweating*
Tsuna: ASDFSDFSF!~!!!!! GET RID OF HER!!!!
Gokudera: *grabs her*
Hibari: Reborn called me to come pick a corpse up..?
I-pin: *10 PINZU!*
Reborn's eye: *TWINKLE FUCKING TWINKLE*
Gokudera: *grabs her*
Gokudera: *throws her in a random direction*
Random direction: *happens to be Dino's direction*
I-pin: *9 pinzu!*
Dino: *catches, looks down at I-Pin stupidly* Hi.
I-pin: *8 pinzu!*
Gokudera: YOU IDIOT THROW HER AWAY!
Dino: Oh, is this a game? *throws her at Tsuna, OR ATTEMPTS TO, probably misses*
I-pin: *7 pinzu!*
Gokudera: *The Scream expression*
Haru: *catches her because it went nowhere near Tsuna* Hahii?!
Yamamoto: *waves arms* Throw it here, Haru-chan!
Hibari: ... *just standing there, hey*
Haru: I-pin-chan's stuck!! *waves hand in attempt to shake her off*
Dino: *notices Hibari* *pleasantly* What're you doing here?
Gokudera: *pulls*
Hibari: The window was open, so I let myself in. *RATIONAL*
Tsuna: *grabs I-pin from the other direction*
I-pin: *6 pinzu!*
Gokudera: *manages to break I-Pin and Haru apart*
I-pin: *5 pinzu!*
Bianchi: *STILL MOURNING PIE THAT REBORN DIDN'T EAT*
Kyouko: *TERRIBLY CONFUSED AT IT ALL*
Gokudera: *grabs at Haru's direction*
Dino: *IDLE OBLIVIOUS CHITCHAT WITH HIBARI*
Haru's direction: *Tsuna's hair*
Gokudera: You idiot! Throw her away! *PULL*
I-pin: *5 pinzu!*
Yamamoto: No, Gokudera---!!
Tsuna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING *doesn't mind the pain because of Dying Will mode, grabs I-pin and tosses* RAAAAAAAAAH!
I-pin: *4 pinzu!* *lands in oven*
Haru: Someone get I-pin-chan out of there!!!
I-pin: *3 pinzu!*
Haru: *runs to the oven*
Leon: *turns into a fishing pole*
Reborn: *FISHES*
Dino: Dino: So how's school been?
Reborn: *fisherman outfit bytheway*
Haru: *stumbles and falls face-flat*
Hibari: Same. *:|*
Yamamoto: *picks her up* Are you okay?
I-pin: *2 pinzu!!*
Reborn: Heads up! *flings I-Pin at Tsuna again*
Tsuna: THROW HER OUT!!!!!!!!!
Dino: Meet any special girls yet?
Yamamoto: Throw it to me, Tsuna!!
I-pin: *1 PINZU!!!*
Hibari: Don't need to.
Dino: *struggling for small talk*
Hibari: *ready to pull out the tonfas any second now*
Dino: .... special boys?
Hibari: ... Enough. *WHACK*
Tsuna: *THROWS IT TO YAMAMOTO*
Gokudera: THROW HER OUT OF THE WINDOW NOW!!
Dino: *whacked* *rubs head sheepishly* Guess not.
I-pin: *EXPLODES MID-AIR BETWEEN TSUNA AND YAMAMOTO*
ALL: *DEATH*
House: *BOOM*
Dino: *is dead, can't pay bill*
Reborn: *glides away*
Dying will flame on Tsuna's head: -dies out-
Tsuna: I have a stomach ache.
Little box at the end of the chapter: And so Dino didn't eat the pie.