b-donk-a-donk....shizah!!!!
so bri bri and i went to the lovely Sally's this evening. our lovely waitresses name was casey. god i'd love to (that's where it ends because knowing my luck it would come back to haunt me if i said what i want to say). hurray for hotties@!!!!@#@! hip hop hurray! so yeah, hurray for hotties!!!
annd beer!!! hurray.
on a lighter note than the lovely casey, i got to hang out with the hideously deformed, jess novy, today. my poor eyes could barely handle the sight of the sick, pale sight of miss novy. her poor little car broke down. since she was sick and hideously deformed, i offered a ride to go pick it up (in hope that i could plow her ass someday in front of her boyfriend, the evil russian vladimir ben..."you're a pretty girl, why don't you have a boyfriend???" "see ya later, guy!") don't worry jess, if i'm ever going to get married in cali, i'll pray to jesus that you're coming to proclaim your love and breakup my marriage because we all know what a nymph i am and i'll never stay faithful to any woman...or will i? same pay-per-view porn channel, same pay-per-view porn site!
god she was hot! i love the ladies! vagina for all! vote democratic! bill loved the pussy and so will john kerry...despite the deformed jess novy and all her handicaps! hahahahahahhaahha...you're goingn to kill, me aren't youu jess!?! oh well, i'll enjoy it ;) boing
annd beer!!! hurray.
on a lighter note than the lovely casey, i got to hang out with the hideously deformed, jess novy, today. my poor eyes could barely handle the sight of the sick, pale sight of miss novy. her poor little car broke down. since she was sick and hideously deformed, i offered a ride to go pick it up (in hope that i could plow her ass someday in front of her boyfriend, the evil russian vladimir ben..."you're a pretty girl, why don't you have a boyfriend???" "see ya later, guy!") don't worry jess, if i'm ever going to get married in cali, i'll pray to jesus that you're coming to proclaim your love and breakup my marriage because we all know what a nymph i am and i'll never stay faithful to any woman...or will i? same pay-per-view porn channel, same pay-per-view porn site!
god she was hot! i love the ladies! vagina for all! vote democratic! bill loved the pussy and so will john kerry...despite the deformed jess novy and all her handicaps! hahahahahahhaahha...you're goingn to kill, me aren't youu jess!?! oh well, i'll enjoy it ;) boing