Dear beloved tess,
i love bono. he's better than good charlotte, new found glory, butt ass ugly naked ladies...god i really hate them and their stupid fucking radio hits (see, i'm not saying this with anger. i actually smile while i rip on these horrid defacations.), eagles...i really dislike them a lot, santana...god he's awful...why doesn't he just sing?...it's not like you have to sound good to be famous and make money. so there, i like some U2 songs. quite a few. they are one of my guilty pleasures. i just think somewhat suck as well. but hey, i'll be the first to admit that everclear's last album was crap. so please, don't call me cynical. please?!!? you're ruining my fragile little ego. hahahahaha...or is it my fragile little penis? either or...they're both the same. so yeah, U2 doesn't really suck. they just tend to reuse and stuff. and bono just loves jesus...it's like his lips are attached to his...ah, well...you can imagine what i would say ;) you know i kid cuz i love. hope all is well with you and your aminals at vetrabinary school. :) i'm taking good care of my handicappables! but i wouldn't let any of them near any of your smaller patients. they've killed class pets in the past. hahahahahahha yay for my special job!
your favorite musician,
milli vanilli
your favorite musician,
milli vanilli