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abrasive_mantra October 24 2006, 05:26:41 UTC
abrasivemantra: Though it's often less 'play', and more 'attempt to play'. Maybe shake some lawn clippings onto the hood. I'll tape pine cones to the damn thing if I have to. I ate with the phone. And a sticker with our logo.
SmarterChild: Though it's often less 'play' and more 'attempt to play' maybe shake some lawn clippings onto the hood you'll tape pine cones to the damn thing if you have to you ate with the phone and a sticker with our logo?

Fascinating.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
abrasivemantra: Where I got this fresh kicky rugby shirt?
SmarterChild: Good question!
abrasivemantra: Look, the car's got a lot of stupid leaves all over it, okay?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
abrasivemantra: Short of finally breaking down and buying a bedpan for the couch, I can't think of any other way to accomplish less than I already do.
SmarterChild: Short of finally breaking down and buying a bedpan for the couch you can't think of any other way to accomplish less than you already do?

I did not know that.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
abrasivemantra: he only reason to buy and wear the hot new Mike Vick cleats or AI cross-trainers is that they might help your game.
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

>>> I'm a big-time hockey fan! Type nhl to see what I know.
abrasivemantra: There were two tellers behind the counter, and two customers being served. Just like I said on our honeymoon.
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.
abrasivemantra: If there's anything sticking up out of the back of your pants, expect people to stare and point.
SmarterChild: No kidding?

Hey, do you like skipping?
abrasivemantra: We sound perfect for each other.
SmarterChild: Sound perfect for each other?
abrasivemantra: This was a make-or-break sort of deal. And check out the posters on your way out!
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey. You want to see what movies are playing?
abrasivemantra: This was a make-or-break sort of deal. Just like I said on our honeymoon.

SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

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guycc October 24 2006, 06:17:55 UTC
Where do you get this modern marvel from? I want to play!

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batman October 24 2006, 12:36:15 UTC
He's on AIM :) You just send a message to him and he replies and then 2 hours later you realize that you've wasted 2 hours talking to a robot.

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batman October 24 2006, 12:35:39 UTC
SmarterChild: No kidding?

Hey, do you like skipping?

haha wtf

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abrasive_mantra October 24 2006, 19:47:33 UTC
I love how it was only at the end where he decided I was crazy and not making any sense.

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