An Ode to Luna
This is dedicated to
the_suit_casebecause I love you and already miss you!!!
It was a bright and sunny day when Nishikido Ryo’s suspicions were confirmed that all Johnny’s Entertainment’s executive decisions were made by Johnny getting drunk and playing darts. He was thrilled when he was cast as one of the lead roles in the new drama written by THEE Bay B. Funkey. The amazing writer from America, who was the creative genius behind dramas like "Question Your ABCs" and the reality TV show "Joust". He was even ok with the other lead role being given to that baka Akanishi Jin. Ryo wasn’t stupid. He's seen Jin's hips dance. Ratings will sky rocket.
Nevertheless, it was as he was sitting in a highly uncomfortable chair next to Jin in an office no one wants to enter in the Jimusho, listening to the babble of idiots, that Ryo came to the conclusion that Tegoshi hated him. Only god himself could punish him like this. Maybe because he told Massu not to bring his lunch yesterday, because Ryo would bring it for him. It wasn’t Ryo fault that the only thing he had to give Massu was an apple that he stole from Koyama. Or maybe because he convinced Yamapi to use his teeth to try and get the yen that was glued to the bottom of a fountain. It was Yamapi, who was that was complaining about his fingers starting to prune. Besides Shige got there in time to get him out. But no matter what the reason, Ryo was subjected to this cruel and unusual punishment.
"…And because Shuji to Akira was such a big hit, we have decided that the two of you will form a new temporary unit called… Nishi 3!!!"
"Nishi 3?" See even when Jin gives you that same look he only reserves for Junno, you should know you have said something incredibly dumb.
"Nishi 3!!! It’s perfect!!! Your single will be titled "She’s All That…and a Bag of Chips"!!!"
At this time Ryo thought that he should kindly pointed out what the whole drama is about.
"You fucking idiots!!! What does this song have to do with the drama at all? It’s about two gang members, who fight together!!! And in the end Jin’s character lays dying in an alley somewhere texting me, while I flirt with some bimbo with too much make-up and a bad hair dye job!!!"
"Yamapi is going to be in this?"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"WHAT THE HELL DOES NISHI 3 STAND FOR ANYWAYS?"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Maybe the three stands for how many groups you’re in…or maybe how many minutes of sleep you get in a night!"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"Nishikido-san, Nishi 3 comes from both of your names. Nishi from AkaNISHI and NISHIkido, and the three because both of your given names only having three letters."
"OH MY TEGO! YOU GUYS MUST BE GENIUS’!"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"And his given name is really Hitoshi."
"Actually my name is Jin. It comes from jingireichishin, which means "the 5 Confucian virtues" and stands for benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and sincerity. My name means benevolence. It’s just when I was in school my teacher often read my kanji wrong and called me Hitoshi. It’s true I read it on Wiki.ThePPN! My brother Reo's name means propriety. I wonder if since I’m older, do I own him?"
"BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
Ryo rubbed his head and cursed every junior from that annoying Kitayama Hiromitsu kid to the belated Jimmy Anderson Mackey.
"And this is what you costumes will look like!"
Listening to Jin’s squeal and seeing the lime green and magenta clothe, Ryo held down his nausea and made a vow to buy Tego something that is shiny, pink, and makes lots of noise.
A/N - I HAT YOU SO HARD!!!
the_suit_casebecause I love you and already miss you!!!
It was a bright and sunny day when Nishikido Ryo’s suspicions were confirmed that all Johnny’s Entertainment’s executive decisions were made by Johnny getting drunk and playing darts. He was thrilled when he was cast as one of the lead roles in the new drama written by THEE Bay B. Funkey. The amazing writer from America, who was the creative genius behind dramas like "Question Your ABCs" and the reality TV show "Joust". He was even ok with the other lead role being given to that baka Akanishi Jin. Ryo wasn’t stupid. He's seen Jin's hips dance. Ratings will sky rocket.
Nevertheless, it was as he was sitting in a highly uncomfortable chair next to Jin in an office no one wants to enter in the Jimusho, listening to the babble of idiots, that Ryo came to the conclusion that Tegoshi hated him. Only god himself could punish him like this. Maybe because he told Massu not to bring his lunch yesterday, because Ryo would bring it for him. It wasn’t Ryo fault that the only thing he had to give Massu was an apple that he stole from Koyama. Or maybe because he convinced Yamapi to use his teeth to try and get the yen that was glued to the bottom of a fountain. It was Yamapi, who was that was complaining about his fingers starting to prune. Besides Shige got there in time to get him out. But no matter what the reason, Ryo was subjected to this cruel and unusual punishment.
"…And because Shuji to Akira was such a big hit, we have decided that the two of you will form a new temporary unit called… Nishi 3!!!"
"Nishi 3?" See even when Jin gives you that same look he only reserves for Junno, you should know you have said something incredibly dumb.
"Nishi 3!!! It’s perfect!!! Your single will be titled "She’s All That…and a Bag of Chips"!!!"
At this time Ryo thought that he should kindly pointed out what the whole drama is about.
"You fucking idiots!!! What does this song have to do with the drama at all? It’s about two gang members, who fight together!!! And in the end Jin’s character lays dying in an alley somewhere texting me, while I flirt with some bimbo with too much make-up and a bad hair dye job!!!"
"Yamapi is going to be in this?"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"WHAT THE HELL DOES NISHI 3 STAND FOR ANYWAYS?"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Maybe the three stands for how many groups you’re in…or maybe how many minutes of sleep you get in a night!"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"Nishikido-san, Nishi 3 comes from both of your names. Nishi from AkaNISHI and NISHIkido, and the three because both of your given names only having three letters."
"OH MY TEGO! YOU GUYS MUST BE GENIUS’!"
"SHUT UP BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
"And his given name is really Hitoshi."
"Actually my name is Jin. It comes from jingireichishin, which means "the 5 Confucian virtues" and stands for benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and sincerity. My name means benevolence. It’s just when I was in school my teacher often read my kanji wrong and called me Hitoshi. It’s true I read it on Wiki.ThePPN! My brother Reo's name means propriety. I wonder if since I’m older, do I own him?"
"BAKANISHI!!!"
" ‘K!"
Ryo rubbed his head and cursed every junior from that annoying Kitayama Hiromitsu kid to the belated Jimmy Anderson Mackey.
"And this is what you costumes will look like!"
Listening to Jin’s squeal and seeing the lime green and magenta clothe, Ryo held down his nausea and made a vow to buy Tego something that is shiny, pink, and makes lots of noise.
A/N - I HAT YOU SO HARD!!!