I stole this from
kamistars .
If I were a month I would be: April...the tip of spring.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday...my lazy day.
If I were a time of day I would be: 3 AM..."and I must be lonely"...I love Matchbox 20.
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn...didn't seem as childish as Uranus.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A dolphin...the only other animal on the planet to have sex for fun.
If I were a direction I would be: South...I am a southern girl at heart.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A squishy recliner...I wanted to be a smart ass and say a doorknob but a)that is not a piece of furniture and b) I don't want Jin's reputation.
If I were a sin I would be: Envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Abraham Lincoln...I like his hat.
If I were a liquid I would be: Absinthe...you mess with me, I mess you up.
If I were a stone, I would be: Peridot...a beautiful gem that gets overlooked a lot.
If I were a tree, I would be: Orange tree...no reason.
If I were a bird, I would be: A Florida Spoonbill...I like the color pink and I'm known to some by my mouth alone.
If I were a tool, I would be: A nail...I hold a lot of things together.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Some type of wild flower...I'm my mommy's "wild child".
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: The sunshine that makes it through the rain. :)
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Pegasus...I want the chance to run and fly.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A harp...I'm uniquely beautiful and hard to play.
If I were an animal, I would be: A snapping turtle...I'm kinda shy when I first meet you, but I have no problem bitting you when you piss me off.
If I were a colour, I would be: Soft pink.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Frazzled.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Asparagus...very few people can stand me.
If I were a sound, I would be: High pitched...very few people can hear me.
If I were a car, I would be: A foreign junky that is always in the shop.
If I were a song, I would be: Wish That I Was There by Hanson
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tim Burton.
If I were a book, I would be written by: God or Tegoshi Yuya.
If I were a food, I would be: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
If I were a place, I would be: Little River, Alabama
If I were a material, I would be: Wool...some people find me warm and comfy, while others find that I scratch at their nerves.
If I were a taste, I would be: Irish coffee.
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla...some love me and others I make nauseous.
If I were a religion, I would be: The House of Johnny's
If I were a word, I would be: Oxymoron.
If I were an object, I would be: A mystery novel.
If I were a body part, I would be: That freckle that nobody knows about on your butt.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: A cheesy fake grin...think Shige.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Drama.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Dot from Animaniacs.
If I were a shape, I would be: An octagon.
If I were a number, I would be: 7.
And now because you read this or glanced at it here is your reward that is dedicated to
brandedwhite . Sorry I forgot to give an award in your honor on the last meme, but then again we all know I fail.
A pair that is nowhere near shipped enough...Yamapi/Massu or Pissu as I call it.
Also, you know how Yamapi said he doesn't like American pancakes. I think someone should tell him that they taste better with the wrapper taken off of the butter.
Oh and cause I can't not have a picture of Shige...the only Christmas tree that I needed this year.