fucking busted
last night i got totally drunk on a dry campus and the cops came and i got in BIG trouble. my roommate punched a wrestler in the face because she was defending green day's honor. i danced until i couldn't breath. i drank the shittiest whiskey i've ever had in my entire life. the R.A. dumped it out when she searched my room and found it. for a little bit they thought i had alcohol poisoning. i probably should have, little girls shouldn't be able to drink that much. i out drank a six foot alaskan. i wrote drunken emails on myspace to an ex flame. it was like i was in college.