What Kind of Muffin Are You?
You Are a Lemon Poppy Seed Muffin
You are smart, sophisticated, and savvy.
You love taking risks, and you are the first to know about new trends.
You are curious about the world and tend to have many interests.
You also are very talented. It sometimes seems like you are good at everything.
You are very social and inclusive. You'll be friends with anyone.
Even though you're very cultured, you're not a snob.
so, besides being a lemon poppyseed muffin, i am also:
unemployed.
yes, it sucks. i got fired from IHOP. the worst part, though, is that i don't know why. i called and asked why i'd been taken off the schedule, and my manager said, "i don't need you anymore."
i was like, "what? did i do something wrong?" and he fucking CHUCKLES and says, "we're really busy up front right now. goodbye." and HANGS UP ON ME.
what the fucking hell? what an immature, unprofessional piece of shit. and i found out he's been taking out a half an hour's worth of pay EVERY DAY from each server's paycheck to account for a food break, which no one ever even takes. basically he's stealing our money. what a dick!
i also have some frustrating news on the romantic front.
those who know me don't need a recap, but for the sake of making those reading understand why i'm really upset about this, i'll do a quick run-through of my history.
i'm almost 22 years old and i've only had one boyfriend in my life. and not for lack of trying.
he was the only person i've ever slept with and it sucked, and only happened twice. nobody even got off.
i dated him for four months last year.
besides him, every guy i've ever liked (and i'm being completely LITERAL here) has either been taken, or has given me a speech that goes, "Oh Sarah, you're pretty and funny and smart and talented and I'm not interested/not ready for a relationship right now. Let's just be friends."
and without fail, he'll either end up dating one of my friends or some shallow bitch with a nasty fake tan in under 3 months after telling me that.
UGH!!!!
so, getting back to current times, i work with this hot guy. not really my type as far as dating goes, but good-looking and fun to hang around with. we have a surprising amount of things in common despite our differences, and we went to a halloween party together, as buddies.
where we proceeded to get drunk and we made out - he initiated it, mind you. making out drunkenly is not really my thing, and we'd only hung out once before that outside of work.
so after he makes out with me, he crashes and so do i. the next to days he avoids me like the plague, then calls to hang out on the third day....
...and gives me The Speech. GAH! I'm so frustrated right now. so now we're hanging out as friends and i think he likes my friend Danielle (Dani) and he's trying to set me up with his friend, Craig, who i have NO interest in and it just suck Suck SUCKS.
so now i'm looking for a new job and trying to stay cool with the whole friends thing, because he IS a cool guy and i like spending time with him, and usually this stuff doens't bother me so damn much because being the third wheel has been my goddamn job in my various groups of friends since i was 13 years old.
it's just that i'm getting so sick of it now that i'm being all awkward and weird around him, and i just want to get over it and move on and be friends and all that but i'm having the damndest time. especially when he crashes in my guest room and drunkenly gives me a hug goodnight without his shirt on..........
Shoot me.
......
i should really just go back to pining after imaginary men (BRUCE) and not even bother trying to score a real date anymore. it just makes things complicated and makes me feel like an unattractive jackass.
bwargh.
--PS, thank god McPalin didn't win the election :D