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I've decided that cheaters are my best clients. These dirty old men always want something to hold on to... So that when their pretty little sluts run back to their kid rock, 20 year old boyfriend while he is stuck trying to re-define his 30 year marriage, he has at least one small memento in which to remember the last horrah.
Moments like these remind me why I'm normally very heavily medicated. I think I need a new drug.