Most people...
...read magazines on the toilet. Some people read porn, novels or even the news. I've never fully understood how someone could keep themselves in a tiny room with any variation of their own excrements for any longer than the time needed... Especially to READ?!
Until today...
There were a ton of tiny envalopes from a wide variety of places collecting themselves at the bottom of my stairs. I almost mistook it (the mound) for a doormat.
I can officially say that I do not condone reading on the toilet... Unless it involves the US post.
Goodnight.