Still Kicking at 28
After talking to PDR, I thought i should make an announcement. The rumors are true, I have successfully outlived most of my teenage icons. Drugs, booze and general hard living haven't taken me down, and neither did that heart ailment. PDR is right, guess someday I'll just have to be a dirty old man slapp'n asses in the nursing home - or hopefully the beautiful Latina maids in my mansion after I make millions selling my sperm to lucky women.