Nov 13, 2005 00:13
Too much liver, not enough booze
The sorted tale of Beam, Walker and that triangle thing in the fridge
"It's amazing that considering all of today's modern technology, we use it to remove fat from an ass and ad it to his penis so he can feel like a real man," - Jujitsu Jack, 1996-2000
What follws is follows is shocking but it the American people need to know. Saturday night live is the tool of the terrorists. I repeat, Saturday night live is the tool of the terrorists. If you watched last night's episode they have already won. Sophmorice writers and the kid from Good Burgerdon't make for good comedy. Nuff said.
I love songs about the road. I love feeling like home is the heart of the person next me.
I love whiskey and salad
I don't understand kids shooting up schools. Being pissed off comes naturally, the problem is acting on it. The line between the mind and Columbine is thin, but killing a man at 16 isn't going to make life any better.
What a wonder to grab from a thesaurus, movie database and html cheat sheet at the same time. I don't even have to try, and there's a lesson whenever I need it.
Songs to listen to
Bonzo goes to Bitburg - The Ramones
Coyote - Better than Ezra
A Cloke of Elvenkind - Marcy Playground
Glass empty, Spaghettios done
Mounds of grated cheese top off this meal.
As a species is only limited by the rock on which we sit
Batteries and and feet don't mix nearly was well as tounges and Rice Krispies Treats.
Lyric brake
The Flaming Lips Lyrics
Turn It On Lyrics
put your face up to the window
tell me all about your "gay folks"
it feels better when you in it
if your nervous use the pay phone
put your face where we can see it
put it on a show on cable
you can really show it all there
turn it on when you are able
turn it on
turn it on and all the way up
turn it on
in your houses when you wake up
turn it on
when you ain't got no relation
to all those other stations
turn it on
put your life into a bubble
we can pick you up on radar
"hit " a satelite with feeling
give the people what they paid for
Chorus X4
Mission failue