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Hey, so it's official, I'm gonna be the co-mother/godmother of Khadija's baby, due September 11th 2008! Is that beyond awesome or what?? This is one of top ten happiest moments ever, making room for the actual birth and baptism and all to be in the top five lol. If you have congratulations for Khadija, just post it on this entry or let me know <3333 I love everyone!
Random Quotes:
"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."-Dave Barry
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
"I got screwed, and now I get shit on and screamed at all night. But babies are still quite wonderful aren't they?"
"As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices" -Children of Men
"Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said 'sex is good'. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary." -Matt Groening
Random Quotes:
"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."-Dave Barry
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
"I got screwed, and now I get shit on and screamed at all night. But babies are still quite wonderful aren't they?"
"As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices" -Children of Men
"Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said 'sex is good'. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary." -Matt Groening