I did a whole bunch of these ridiculous thingamajiggers, time to examine the results!
First up, religion:
You fit in with:
Humanism
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.
20% scientific.
40% reason-oriented.
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QuizGalaxy.com That sounds about right actually. 1 point to the quiz-elves who write these things.
Next, my superpower:
You are Batmanual.
(Your alter-ego is Colin)
Your super-hero ability:
Bitch slap your enemies into a state of remission
'What is your superhero ability?' at
QuizGalaxy.com Nonsense! Bitch-slap? I would totally hack with a sword! Minus one for the quiz-elves!
Next, my dictionary definition:
Colin --
[adjective]:
Extremely extreme!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
QuizGalaxy.com Well, I dunno about extremely extreme. I think moderately extreme would be more accurate. I'll call this one a draw.
Next, what out-of-date phrase would I use:
Colin is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:Get out of here you lousy lollygagger
To:Elvis Presley
Why?Because you both went for the last cupcake at the same time
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QuizGalaxy.com Uh, no. Minus one point.
Next, my epitaph:
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QuizGalaxy.com Sounds kinda like something I'd say. One point to the elves.
Next, my darkest secret:
Your darkest secret is:You accidentally went back in time and killed a dodo bird
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QuizGalaxy.com No way would I keep that secret. It would be my proudest moment! Minus one point.
That leaves the quiz-elves with negative one points. I guess these quizzes are kinda useless after all.