Unicorns and Coupons!
im at daddys right now.....i didnt think id be spending the night but at the last minute i decided i didnt want to go home lol.....i borrowed my stepmoms copy of harry potter to continue my reading for the night...lmao...im such a loser!!!
before i came to my dads house we went to the wall mart in corydon, where they were handing out free samples of warming massage oil....LMAO!! sooo funny....and whats better is that they gave you (along with your new oil of course) a booklet of what they called "interesting" coupons.....they are so hilarious lol.....they say things like "One coupon for a romantic dinner....and a sensual massage" "One coupon for a sensual evening" and last but not least....to challange your inner dirty thoughts a........"Make up your own sensual coupon!!!".........lmao........awesome right?......too bad....they were trying to refain from handing them to people of our age i suppose....cause i looked at them expecting them to hand me some because i expected the bottles to be filled with lotion or hand sanitizer or something....but they just blankly stared and handed the bottle of oil to my stepmom instead....lmao........i should have walked up to them on the way back and insisted on haveing some.......and taken some coupons too.....concidering they were old ladies, i dont think they would have approved of that much....they probably would have scouled and said to themselves...."rotten teenagers"....or..."dispicable young ladie"....or..."i wonder if her mother knows"......lmao........that was definately the highlight of my day........
wow........its three and im not in the least bit tired.........im very much awake on the contrary
i feel much better tonight though......since i am away from the other side of the family.......a weekend with dad always makes it seem better.....its a nice get away.....even if it is only for one day this time....it is much needed.......
josh i asked dad about you coming next weekend (on sunday) and you are more than welcome to come!!!! unlike the other side of the family....dad is much more open minded....and fair.....i have never been more relieved and appreciative (i know there is a better word for this but i cant think of it right now...its driving me mad) toward my dad
oh and........just cause......
Never play leap frog with a unicorn !!!
that is the lesson for today!
before i came to my dads house we went to the wall mart in corydon, where they were handing out free samples of warming massage oil....LMAO!! sooo funny....and whats better is that they gave you (along with your new oil of course) a booklet of what they called "interesting" coupons.....they are so hilarious lol.....they say things like "One coupon for a romantic dinner....and a sensual massage" "One coupon for a sensual evening" and last but not least....to challange your inner dirty thoughts a........"Make up your own sensual coupon!!!".........lmao........awesome right?......too bad....they were trying to refain from handing them to people of our age i suppose....cause i looked at them expecting them to hand me some because i expected the bottles to be filled with lotion or hand sanitizer or something....but they just blankly stared and handed the bottle of oil to my stepmom instead....lmao........i should have walked up to them on the way back and insisted on haveing some.......and taken some coupons too.....concidering they were old ladies, i dont think they would have approved of that much....they probably would have scouled and said to themselves...."rotten teenagers"....or..."dispicable young ladie"....or..."i wonder if her mother knows"......lmao........that was definately the highlight of my day........
wow........its three and im not in the least bit tired.........im very much awake on the contrary
i feel much better tonight though......since i am away from the other side of the family.......a weekend with dad always makes it seem better.....its a nice get away.....even if it is only for one day this time....it is much needed.......
josh i asked dad about you coming next weekend (on sunday) and you are more than welcome to come!!!! unlike the other side of the family....dad is much more open minded....and fair.....i have never been more relieved and appreciative (i know there is a better word for this but i cant think of it right now...its driving me mad) toward my dad
oh and........just cause......
Never play leap frog with a unicorn !!!
that is the lesson for today!