Branding Brandon

[bastion]

It's the season for Superman again.

After I wrote about TV's Superman in the nude, I thought I could not write anything about the guy from Planet Krypton. I say that the new movie installment about the flying hero in the red suit, yes you heard it, I said installment as I'm sure there will be a spawn of movies from this Superman, is the funniest

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[zetweaker]

I was jittery, edge-of-the-seat when you oohed-and-aahed when the doctors and nurses stripped Superman off his costumes.

So gay. Them doctors and nurses. And the guy next to me was GAY! Beat that. OMG!

[bastion]

Juice. He was wearing a tag on his chest on the way to the theater saying: "I'm Gay. Wa'y magreklamo".

Re docs and nurses: The Luckiest Human Beings on Earth To Have Seen Superman's Cock. (next to Lois and Clark's parents, of course.)

[zetweaker]

All the male characters there were gay, including and not limited to the kibitzers, his editor as an example.

Know Your Gay Planet. He's happy in his life-size cut out poster. After all, he wants to know where Superman had been, what he was doin, and all that gay interviews!

[bastion]

No wonder the row where we were seated was populated with gay people. Like poles attract.

[zetweaker]

Poleshit! That's hawt!

[bastion]

Pole. Rod. Staff. Stick. Name it and they had it.