ALL by myself
Ryan (the beloved boyfriend) is staying out at his family's campground. We are still very happily together, just not physically so right now.
The roommate and his girlfriend and his two children are now spending 90% of the available time at HER room, rather than here in HIS room. Wise choice, given neither of them want to hear the sheer volume of "truthiness" I want to lay down on them, hardcore.
My apartment remains filled with the detritus of life and other people's belongings, but - oh, so quiet. I put something down, and it stays there. All the dishes in the sink? Mine. Food that I think is in the fridge is - SURPRISE! - in the fridge still.
Bliss.
Now excuse me while I run around naked for a while, singing show tunes. Please, for your sake, do NOT attempt to visualize this.
The roommate and his girlfriend and his two children are now spending 90% of the available time at HER room, rather than here in HIS room. Wise choice, given neither of them want to hear the sheer volume of "truthiness" I want to lay down on them, hardcore.
My apartment remains filled with the detritus of life and other people's belongings, but - oh, so quiet. I put something down, and it stays there. All the dishes in the sink? Mine. Food that I think is in the fridge is - SURPRISE! - in the fridge still.
Bliss.
Now excuse me while I run around naked for a while, singing show tunes. Please, for your sake, do NOT attempt to visualize this.