The Last Airbender
Do you like wasting time and money? Do you like exposition in place of plot and characterization? Do you like romantic storylines more forced than anything George Lucas has ever written, including the horrible line that Harrison Ford fixed on the spot in Empire where it went from "You better mean that, because I'm going to come back and make you keep that promise," to "I know," and what I mean here is more forced than the original line? Do you like when someone takes a beloved series and makes it into something that is utterly detestable, something so horrible and meaningless that you only stay in the theater to see if it can possibly get any worse, AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE?
If so, then boy have I got a movie for you!
And also, you just lost The Game.
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY. <--- applies to your loss of the game, and what M. Night Shyamalan said to fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
ALSO, THE CHARACTERS NEED TO LEARN TO PRONOUNCE THEIR OWN GODDAMN NAMES RIGHT GODDAMMIT. IT ISN'T SOE-KA. IT'S FUCKING SOKKA. IT ISN'T AWNG. IT'S AANG. GODDAMMIT.
If so, then boy have I got a movie for you!
And also, you just lost The Game.
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY. <--- applies to your loss of the game, and what M. Night Shyamalan said to fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
ALSO, THE CHARACTERS NEED TO LEARN TO PRONOUNCE THEIR OWN GODDAMN NAMES RIGHT GODDAMMIT. IT ISN'T SOE-KA. IT'S FUCKING SOKKA. IT ISN'T AWNG. IT'S AANG. GODDAMMIT.