Huh? What's an El Jay?
So yeah, when my computer goes down I sometimes just like to let it sit, and think aboiut what it's done. And if it holds out like that I even disconnect the power cord, instead of just turning it off. And then I go-"Oh that's right $14.95 a month is automatically deducted from your account maybe you should be using that whole internet thing." Then I kick the computer's ass and wind up on that wacky el jay. And that's phonetic Englishe, not spanish, like, 'The Jay.'
So don't think it went down like that.
Today I made $80 painting a flight of risers at my dad's house. My aunt is paying me 8 an hour, no tax crap, and there's so much stuff I could do. And she wants to buy me a bike. And she wants to pay for me to take summer school courses, so I'm hoping I can fit enough classes in to graduate by magic. I need that diploma, if only to be able to get out of the state. You can't move cross-country and start a life on a job you got as a dropout. Huh-uh. So my aunt rocks and stuff. I think she'll actually let me go to Home Depot or wherever and we'll purchase the makin's of a whole backyard pond fountain thing with rockin' flora and maybe fish or frogs or kitens in burlap sacks with pink hearts embroidered around the top to keep it closed.
Oh, coi are cool too.
I got 194 unread messages in my inbox while I was laying tha tough love on my man the electronic platypus. Not quite a beaver, and not quite a Psyduck, you will always be the retarded incest baby of the animal kingdom. Just as my komputer will always not really be an entire permanently installed casing, nor really be all that broken.
So I skipped Analogy Day Fest in elementary school.
Rob Wise is running for school board. He personally handed my mom a flyer today, and don't worry about getting one it's just a dead tree version of his livejournal: which, I am saddened to see, is not referenced in any of his campaign material. So I guess Bob will have a sponsored parade on Mcmillan and kiss babies and all that cal. Haven't I seen Rob dressed as a baby? I don't know, maybe I just wanted to.
No, no, I think I saw it. He has been on stage in a diaper, right?
One day when I'm not so un-html, I'll make an entry that condenses each paragraph into a news-at-6 style tagline that links to the full-story-at-the-top-of-the-hour.
Would you watch a sitcom I wrote?
Family Video has been hounding my ass about turning in Tremors 4 [The prequel to the Tremors series!] and the first Mad Max. I like Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior personally, but Tina Turner was in I think it was Beyond ThunderDome. I like it when Marcus is working cos he hooks a brotha up especially when something is broken. One time me and my friend Josh Selph are at the Family Video on Dequindre, and we're looking for cheesy horror and all we keep seeing is the funniest looking soft-core porns. So, here comes the calculus, relax your brain breathin breathout: If you keep finding pornography in the two-fer section, then what do you suppose is strewn in the pornography section in the back? Well hopefully porn that's really a horror movie but the porn is just a thin excuse to shoot some zombies!
Well you're dead wrong. There's no trade, and all you get is $orn por$ po$n.
Whatever happened to Tony Tone Toni? That was a ballsy move that commands respect, if you ask me; forming a musical group with two other dudes names Tony but you all happen to spell it different?! I mean "What are the odds?" It's insane and I hate them.
So this has gotten long real fast, so let's leave it at-
'Holla' if you wish to: Form a militia supergroup with me when the world's knees shatter under it's own weight, if you have ever been asleep on a bunk bed with me watching a good movie (that's you,former Dustay's house crew), you were in tang-su-do with me, you need that dress altered by me, you want to go to the Hoedown and roll some rednecks with me, you want to eat brakfast at my house this weekend, you want to eat dessert and then breakfast at my house this weekend (very limited openings on that one), you want to give me back all my cds and burn me some of yours too and then fall asleep in the waterbed with all your clothes and shoes on until the next morning (you'd never have guessed unless you know already, but that's Tanis. I miss you budday.), or...if you wonder what the heck iheartjoesuper is doing wasting such a great name for the community you people would love to love. Oh, those people, plus everyone else.
So don't think it went down like that.
Today I made $80 painting a flight of risers at my dad's house. My aunt is paying me 8 an hour, no tax crap, and there's so much stuff I could do. And she wants to buy me a bike. And she wants to pay for me to take summer school courses, so I'm hoping I can fit enough classes in to graduate by magic. I need that diploma, if only to be able to get out of the state. You can't move cross-country and start a life on a job you got as a dropout. Huh-uh. So my aunt rocks and stuff. I think she'll actually let me go to Home Depot or wherever and we'll purchase the makin's of a whole backyard pond fountain thing with rockin' flora and maybe fish or frogs or kitens in burlap sacks with pink hearts embroidered around the top to keep it closed.
Oh, coi are cool too.
I got 194 unread messages in my inbox while I was laying tha tough love on my man the electronic platypus. Not quite a beaver, and not quite a Psyduck, you will always be the retarded incest baby of the animal kingdom. Just as my komputer will always not really be an entire permanently installed casing, nor really be all that broken.
So I skipped Analogy Day Fest in elementary school.
Rob Wise is running for school board. He personally handed my mom a flyer today, and don't worry about getting one it's just a dead tree version of his livejournal: which, I am saddened to see, is not referenced in any of his campaign material. So I guess Bob will have a sponsored parade on Mcmillan and kiss babies and all that cal. Haven't I seen Rob dressed as a baby? I don't know, maybe I just wanted to.
No, no, I think I saw it. He has been on stage in a diaper, right?
One day when I'm not so un-html, I'll make an entry that condenses each paragraph into a news-at-6 style tagline that links to the full-story-at-the-top-of-the-hour.
Would you watch a sitcom I wrote?
Family Video has been hounding my ass about turning in Tremors 4 [The prequel to the Tremors series!] and the first Mad Max. I like Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior personally, but Tina Turner was in I think it was Beyond ThunderDome. I like it when Marcus is working cos he hooks a brotha up especially when something is broken. One time me and my friend Josh Selph are at the Family Video on Dequindre, and we're looking for cheesy horror and all we keep seeing is the funniest looking soft-core porns. So, here comes the calculus, relax your brain breathin breathout: If you keep finding pornography in the two-fer section, then what do you suppose is strewn in the pornography section in the back? Well hopefully porn that's really a horror movie but the porn is just a thin excuse to shoot some zombies!
Well you're dead wrong. There's no trade, and all you get is $orn por$ po$n.
Whatever happened to Tony Tone Toni? That was a ballsy move that commands respect, if you ask me; forming a musical group with two other dudes names Tony but you all happen to spell it different?! I mean "What are the odds?" It's insane and I hate them.
So this has gotten long real fast, so let's leave it at-
'Holla' if you wish to: Form a militia supergroup with me when the world's knees shatter under it's own weight, if you have ever been asleep on a bunk bed with me watching a good movie (that's you,former Dustay's house crew), you were in tang-su-do with me, you need that dress altered by me, you want to go to the Hoedown and roll some rednecks with me, you want to eat brakfast at my house this weekend, you want to eat dessert and then breakfast at my house this weekend (very limited openings on that one), you want to give me back all my cds and burn me some of yours too and then fall asleep in the waterbed with all your clothes and shoes on until the next morning (you'd never have guessed unless you know already, but that's Tanis. I miss you budday.), or...if you wonder what the heck iheartjoesuper is doing wasting such a great name for the community you people would love to love. Oh, those people, plus everyone else.