Apr 29, 2009 23:18
The new STAR TREK film kicks loads of ass. It's an IN continuity reboot which is a very clever way of starting over but not forgetting what came before. It's STAR TREK will balls. Awesome. Just loaded to the gills with kick-assery.
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE? Not so much. It's not an "X-MEN: THE LAST STAND"-level waste of time by any means, but it's CERTAINLY not an "X-MEN UNITED" level success, either. Sort of on-par with the first X-MEN movie. Not bad. Gambit's in it so the chicks'll be all damp in the pants. The White Queen is in it, too, but for, like, 2 minutes. Liev Schreiber is actually pretty awesome as Sabertooth. Ryan Reynolds makes a great Deadpool until they actually start calling him "Deadpool" and an effin samurai sword comes out of his forearm. Where'd they FIT it?
Anyway...It's okay. Go to a matinee.
GI JOE: RESOLUTE? Awesome. And, if you're ANYTHING like me and have no EFFIN' clue what a "resolute" is, here's the definition: 1. firmly resolved or determined; set in purpose or opinion. or 2. characterized by firmness and determination, as the temper, spirit, actions, etc.
Okay. Great. Still think the title sucks.
Ummmm...Watched the SPIRIT again on a bootleg DVD I paid a buck for. Still sucked. Wanted my money back.
Annnnd...That's about it.