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[bastard_irmo]

*figures operation Silmaril Recovery can be left up to the rest of the Valar*

*meanwhile has Operation: Restore Caranthire's end in his sights*

SHIT!!! Namo? Wife? ARRRGH!!

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[gentle_este]

Irmo? What are you yelling about? Any word on Eärendil yet? :S

[bastard_irmo]

Eh? Oh. That. That's being taken care of.

I've found the last Monopoly piece. BUT IT'S BEING HELD HOSTAGE! >:(

[gentle_este]

*looks puzzled to the max* What do you mean it's being held hostage!?

[bastard_irmo]

*sighs*

Pharazon. He got rehoused somehow. And the hotel got stuck in a pocket when he left Mandos. And his mother won't let me get hold of it unless Namo and I sign some hideous contract Gimilkhad is drawing up to ensure that we don't just randomly kill Pharazon again for being a mortal and not going Outside like he's supposed to.

[gentle_este]

How the hell did he get out-

*Penny drops*

Oh that devious little swine...

[bastard_irmo]

Yeah. So. Despite my assurances that we're LOVELY pro-life types they don't trust us. On account of sinking Numenor.

[gentle_este]

I TOLD him to put Pharazon outside, I told him, I TOLD him.

*Sighs* We didn't sink Numenor. Eru did. Eru might decide to put him back, we can't speak for Eru.

[bastard_irmo]

Although I can't say I'm entirely distraught by Pharazon's return. Quite the opposite. He's a sound guy, really, that bout of paganism aside.

[gentle_este]

...

He did cut your head off once, remember?

[bastard_irmo]

Well, yeah... but that was before he realised that he was much better off siding with the Noldor.

[gentle_este]

Hmmm...*looks up Vaire's tapestries on his early life* He did have potential when he was younger. Maybe he'll turn out better this time?

[bastard_irmo]

Probably. Somehow I doubt he'll fall in line with anyone unsavoury this time. Although DAMN HIS MOTHER AND THEIR INFERNAL BARGAINING POWERS!

[gentle_este]

She's a mother, ergo she's protective. She's a Numenorean, a Numenorean who married into the Royal House at that, ergo she's devious. Put that together and it's quite a frightening combination.

[bastard_irmo]

...

There should be laws against that!

[gentle_este]

Can't be helped. Just sign the document, get the hotel and let them get on with it. I mean, really, I don't have it within me to punish someone for getting out of Mandos using cards that Namo left lying around the place.

[bastard_irmo]

Well. The short lived ones running about the place DO liven it up...