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[bastard_irmo]

*hurries back from Mandos*

WIIIIIFE!!!

We've got a zombie problem! And a gender switch problem BUT THE ZOMBIE TAKES PRECEDENCE!

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[gentle_este]

Zombie!? What, the vegetables?

[bastard_irmo]

*sighs*

If only.

No...

It's... well. Pharazon.

[gentle_este]

Pharazon? They've zombie-fied Pharazon? Oh that is SICK. >:|

[bastard_irmo]

HUZZAH! She's made no mention of the gender swap! :D

Yeah! It's fucked up in all kinds of ways. And Lisse's been siccing him on Elentir. And Isildur, but Isildur had no brains to eat.

[gentle_este]

This is an ABOMINATION! Much worse than Namo refusing to put the damn mortal Outside where he belongs. We need to sort this out now.

TOO THE LORIENMOBILE!

[bastard_irmo]

...

Have we got one?

[gentle_este]

No. We can manifest. But a Lorienmobile would be much cooler...

[bastard_irmo]

That's true.

I think I need to fashion one. >:D

[gentle_este]

But that can wait until later, right now we need to...what do we need to do? Extract the consciousness from the corpse? Kill the zombie? How DO you kill a zombie? I'm not as well-versed in zombie lore as my mun.

[bastard_irmo]

Errr...

I'm not sure. Traditionally, they have to be torched and hacked to bits before they stop moving.

But I'm not sure how the Numenoreans will take to an ad-hoc cremation.

[gentle_este]

We should probably consult with them, convince them that if they love their late king, they'll hack his body to pieces and burn him. *sage nod*

[bastard_irmo]

That's one option.

The other is we find whoever specifically did this and make them reverse it. Or VOID them.

[gentle_este]

We should interview the victims, they might be able to tell us something.

[bastard_irmo]

Well. So far that's Isildur and Elentir.

[gentle_este]

To the Consulate! Should probably go through the proper channels and all.

[bastard_irmo]

THEN TO THE CONSULATE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!