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[bastard_irmo]

*decides to get out of the wife's way and heads over to Mandos*

Namo!!! Go get the munchies!!! We're going to sit here and play Monopoly with special Valar rules just like the time I made you turn the Feanorian girls into girls!! Yes, the wife's still annoyed at me.*wanders off to find the Monopoly set

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[tar_calion]

*Hollers in a shades-kind-o'-way*

NAMO IS THAT YOU!!?!

[bastard_irmo]

...

Wuh?

No! It's not!

[tar_calion]

BRAINS!

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DAMMIT!

[bastard_irmo]

....

What was that?

[tar_calion]

I don't know, it just keeps coming to BRAINS for some reason. Where's Namo, what's going on, what's happening to me?

[bastard_irmo]

I don't know... he's around somewhere...

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Brains is it? Hmmm....

Right. I'll look into it if you can't get Namo to do it... the wife might not maim me if I do SOMETHING she deems right.

[tar_calion]

BRAI-HEH-HAI-NNS! I mean, GOOD.

Why, what have you done?

[bastard_irmo]

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Er... forgot that Caranthire's gender reverts to male when I open this particular game of monopoly?

I think we thought it was a BRILLIANTLY funny idea at the time...

[tar_calion]

So Caranthire's a he again?

NOOO! I WANNA GAWP SEE!

*ghosty!sulk*

[bastard_irmo]

Well... there's always Namo's mystic TV set.

[tar_calion]

Namo has a mystic TV set? He never told me that!

*more ghosty sulks.*

[bastard_irmo]

Probably because he didn't remember at the time. And it's only meant for our private use only.

[tar_calion]

*Mutters* He has a mystic TV set all this time and the only thing he deigns to show me is my son crying. Nice.

[bastard_irmo]

Oh you dead people are SO tiresome with your constant girping and moaning.

[tar_calion]

It's easy for you to criticise, you've never been BRAINS!

[bastard_irmo]

Look. There.

*turns on the TV*

There he is, in all his confused glory.