Dear (event which will remain nameless for now because the person who contacted my wife is her friend or something, and she [my wife] doesn't want me to go all Kilgore on your ass
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I was ranting to a friend and I told him that I was going to start responding to such offers by telling them to suck my dick, but then I thought better of it. I came up with this:
ASSHAT: There's no money for this gig.
Me: That's okay, we'll do it for free, *if* you make a donation in our name to the charity of our choice.
ASSHAT: Oh, and what charity would that be?
Me: The "pay my fucking bills" charity. A five-hundred dollar donation ought to cover it.
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ASSHAT: There's no money for this gig.
Me: That's okay, we'll do it for free, *if* you make a donation in our name to the charity of our choice.
ASSHAT: Oh, and what charity would that be?
Me: The "pay my fucking bills" charity. A five-hundred dollar donation ought to cover it.
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OMG! Love it.
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