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Been having unexpectedly good dreams lately.
Day before yesterday I dreamt about the prettiest blonde girl ever telling me that Tony(My new boss) was asking about me and that I'm gonna get the job I applied for. I'm not the religious type, or the optimistic type, but I'm fapping to the thought of guardian angels in that one. Because no one that perfect could ever marry or hook up with me. Goddamn was she pretty. I dunno, she was just too perfect. It wasn't "OMG WANNA FUCK" that I felt, it was reciprocated love.
Last night, I dreamt that someone I used to be quite infatuated with moved into my house. It was quite pleasant, outside of my wondering how I managed to get a house, and why we had 3 mattresses.. all of which were piled in front of the door.
In other news, I think I'm an alchoholic.
*kicks self in ass*
*runs off to get into shape for the umpteenth time*
Also, using a leaf blower for seven hours sure does wear you out when you've spent most of the last year at work doing jack squat.
Day before yesterday I dreamt about the prettiest blonde girl ever telling me that Tony(My new boss) was asking about me and that I'm gonna get the job I applied for. I'm not the religious type, or the optimistic type, but I'm fapping to the thought of guardian angels in that one. Because no one that perfect could ever marry or hook up with me. Goddamn was she pretty. I dunno, she was just too perfect. It wasn't "OMG WANNA FUCK" that I felt, it was reciprocated love.
Last night, I dreamt that someone I used to be quite infatuated with moved into my house. It was quite pleasant, outside of my wondering how I managed to get a house, and why we had 3 mattresses.. all of which were piled in front of the door.
In other news, I think I'm an alchoholic.
*kicks self in ass*
*runs off to get into shape for the umpteenth time*
Also, using a leaf blower for seven hours sure does wear you out when you've spent most of the last year at work doing jack squat.