Yo, did you pee on the seat?

[basspigeon]

I decided to live life dangerously tonight, by opting to order a whole order of onion rings from Burger King instead of the usual order of fries hoping for the joy of a stray onion ring. As I dove headfirst into this delicious carton of onion rings, I was presented with a surprise of it's own. A solitary fry amidst my rings.

I chuckled at the irony of the situation.