ok ok
so, for anyone who hates rap, or doesn't like it and could possible began to like it...
take it from the whitest white boy in the world who has been hangin with some ghetto niggas...who listen to rap..
The Notorious Big is the best of all time.
Listen to him, and you won't hate rap anymore.
gauaruantied
so...um.......
Stoners!
There are two kinds of stoners in this world.
White boy stoners and black nigga stoners
White boy stoners usually smoke out of pipes or bongs, and they smoke anything and everything.
Trust me, I use to be a white boy stoner than i turned to a black nigga stoner.
White boys smoke joints, pipes and bongs, and when I was a white boy stoner i saved everything. I was conservitave as Amanda or George B to tha U. I'd smoke a bowl, then before it was completely ashed out white, I save black chunks and called in blacks. This was for when I ran out of pot, I could turn to the blacks and at least tie on a nasty buzz.
Black niggas...scuse my french.....
Racist: Nigger
Down wit it: Nigga
They smoke blunts and usually higher class pot, such as dank.
Dank is the word used for Hydro when its completely bad ass shit.
But fo my niggas that smoke regs, which is non hydro, but weed you get everywhere; they smoke it out of blunts.
To anyone who smokes pot, wants to smoke pot, or is against smoking pot...
(i love you mandi)
blunts are the higher level.
You start off smoking a dime that your friend stole from his older brother.
The first time I smoked...I didn't get high.
It was 8th grade at johnston. I was black finger nail depressed goth kid. My depressed theory? I was a fat ass.
So towards the end of the year, I was invited to a party at Ricky Chan's house, with most of the people I hung around at school anyway. BUT
they were to smoke marijuana, a substance that I though about tries for the last 3 years, mostly due to the fact that I started smoking cigerettes in 6th grade....
I started with Marlboro lights...I was a fag to begin with..
Anyway, i told my mother I was invited to this "expirience pot party". She had always told me that If i was ever interested in drugs, that I should come to her first, so she could either talk me out of it or show me what it was like in a safe enviroment.
Hey D.A.R.E. that's they way to fucking do it. Tell the parents to talk to their children about drugs, but without a closed mind. Have an open mind due to the fact that they are in public school, they are exposed to bad and sinful things, and yes they want to try it.
Anyway, I went to my mother and asked her what I should do. She said that If i really truely wanted to try pot, I should actually do it. Expirience is the greatest teacher.
I was scared. I knew what getting drunk was...hardly. I had been drinking since I was 4...
I'm french, I drink wine with breakfast.
Anyway, she said she had some really old stuff that my god-mother Cindy had given her one summer....
I was excited. The first drug I had every tried, and IT WAS WITH MY MOTHER!
We made the practicle "when your in the forest camping pipe" out of a toliet paper roll, some tin foil, and a paper clip.
Don;'t forget the tape.
I took about 4 full hits, my mother as well.
She asked me over and over again, "Are you stoned!?!?" as anyone would do while smoking with a first timer.
I never felt it. I'd walk into my room and tried to think about it. I started laughing purposely, like a crazed jazz bass player.
Nothing.
SO!!! I tried again the next night.....by myself.
The same trick. Bowl of "camping pipe" regs.
I smoked at my dining room table....I started at 10:00 and I didn't get up from that chair until 10:45.
I went into stare mode. I leaped into my mind and didn;t jump out until I relized...
I WAS FUCKING STONED!!!
I've been in love with it since...
Marijuana...it's not only to the best cure for a hangover.
Its my first non parental love.
Amanda...well.....
She got me high without smoke.
Fucking emotion
I love it how I go off on one subject, making you think im going to totally elaborate and explain it, but then I go off on this fucking emo trip and leave you guessing...
damn im pimp.
Mr. Peabody's a pimp...
Love you guys!!!
GROUP HUG
take it from the whitest white boy in the world who has been hangin with some ghetto niggas...who listen to rap..
The Notorious Big is the best of all time.
Listen to him, and you won't hate rap anymore.
gauaruantied
so...um.......
Stoners!
There are two kinds of stoners in this world.
White boy stoners and black nigga stoners
White boy stoners usually smoke out of pipes or bongs, and they smoke anything and everything.
Trust me, I use to be a white boy stoner than i turned to a black nigga stoner.
White boys smoke joints, pipes and bongs, and when I was a white boy stoner i saved everything. I was conservitave as Amanda or George B to tha U. I'd smoke a bowl, then before it was completely ashed out white, I save black chunks and called in blacks. This was for when I ran out of pot, I could turn to the blacks and at least tie on a nasty buzz.
Black niggas...scuse my french.....
Racist: Nigger
Down wit it: Nigga
They smoke blunts and usually higher class pot, such as dank.
Dank is the word used for Hydro when its completely bad ass shit.
But fo my niggas that smoke regs, which is non hydro, but weed you get everywhere; they smoke it out of blunts.
To anyone who smokes pot, wants to smoke pot, or is against smoking pot...
(i love you mandi)
blunts are the higher level.
You start off smoking a dime that your friend stole from his older brother.
The first time I smoked...I didn't get high.
It was 8th grade at johnston. I was black finger nail depressed goth kid. My depressed theory? I was a fat ass.
So towards the end of the year, I was invited to a party at Ricky Chan's house, with most of the people I hung around at school anyway. BUT
they were to smoke marijuana, a substance that I though about tries for the last 3 years, mostly due to the fact that I started smoking cigerettes in 6th grade....
I started with Marlboro lights...I was a fag to begin with..
Anyway, i told my mother I was invited to this "expirience pot party". She had always told me that If i was ever interested in drugs, that I should come to her first, so she could either talk me out of it or show me what it was like in a safe enviroment.
Hey D.A.R.E. that's they way to fucking do it. Tell the parents to talk to their children about drugs, but without a closed mind. Have an open mind due to the fact that they are in public school, they are exposed to bad and sinful things, and yes they want to try it.
Anyway, I went to my mother and asked her what I should do. She said that If i really truely wanted to try pot, I should actually do it. Expirience is the greatest teacher.
I was scared. I knew what getting drunk was...hardly. I had been drinking since I was 4...
I'm french, I drink wine with breakfast.
Anyway, she said she had some really old stuff that my god-mother Cindy had given her one summer....
I was excited. The first drug I had every tried, and IT WAS WITH MY MOTHER!
We made the practicle "when your in the forest camping pipe" out of a toliet paper roll, some tin foil, and a paper clip.
Don;'t forget the tape.
I took about 4 full hits, my mother as well.
She asked me over and over again, "Are you stoned!?!?" as anyone would do while smoking with a first timer.
I never felt it. I'd walk into my room and tried to think about it. I started laughing purposely, like a crazed jazz bass player.
Nothing.
SO!!! I tried again the next night.....by myself.
The same trick. Bowl of "camping pipe" regs.
I smoked at my dining room table....I started at 10:00 and I didn't get up from that chair until 10:45.
I went into stare mode. I leaped into my mind and didn;t jump out until I relized...
I WAS FUCKING STONED!!!
I've been in love with it since...
Marijuana...it's not only to the best cure for a hangover.
Its my first non parental love.
Amanda...well.....
She got me high without smoke.
Fucking emotion
I love it how I go off on one subject, making you think im going to totally elaborate and explain it, but then I go off on this fucking emo trip and leave you guessing...
damn im pimp.
Mr. Peabody's a pimp...
Love you guys!!!
GROUP HUG