My sanity is totally in danger!!!
I woke up this morning a new man! I looked around me and all I saw was a room that pigs would probably live in and a roommate that snores like it's his job. As I got up from my peaceful slumber, I realized something. When did I become such a slob and when did I obtain such a loud roommate!?! Well, both answers were obviously clear to me. I had become such a slob as soon as I set foot on this campus and I obtained such a loud roommate in the same fashion.
And then I wondered, what happened to the good old Chris? The Chris who cleaned his room twice a week because his hated to see his room super dirty and his momma yelled at him because his room was super dirty. Now I live with a guy who could really give a *profanity warning* fuck and in turn, he has influenced me in a way were I can look at a filthy room and say "ehh... I’ll clean it tomorrow". Even though I rarely ever clean it the next day.
The only time I really clean it is right before I go out on the weekends. The hope of me bringing back someone drives me to "clean" my room. And when I say "clean", I mean throw all my and my roommates dirty clothes into the closet and put any trash, that may be sitting in the middle of floor, into the proper container. Most of the time my cleaning is wasted on my roommate and his new acquaintance, but I guess that's because of the type of guy I am.
Let this be officially on the record, I hate one-night stands!!! They piss me off! You want to know why? Well, the reason is because half of the time I wouldn't even associate with some of the girls I take home and the other half I hardly even know their names. Now, this might be weird coming from a guy but, I really like to get to know the person I take home before I do anything with them. I could care less if people give me slack about this. I'd handle it in good-ole Chris fashion and shrug it off. But I just want to let people know my official stance on things.
Now, if you want to hook up with me, don't whore yourself and look for a one-night stand! Talk to me, its sooo much better being with a girl when I know what they are all about. Instead of meeting a girl for about 42 seconds to find out what her first name is and immediately start grinding on her till she comes home with me.
I guess that since we are still on the record, I don't really like getting drunk. Now, don't take that the wrong way! I like drinking alcohol to the point where I am a bit tipsy but I hate getting drunk! Because, when I am drunk, I'm normally to incoherent to understand anything that is going on and I hear that I can be quite an asshole. I really do hate being an asshole. Some people can attest to me being an really awful asshole sometimes. I truly am a nice guy!
But I would like to defend myself. I really can't be that nice guy all the time. There are sometimes when I just have to be not so nice. And you ask why? Well, it because being nice all the time isn't really good for you. I build up a lot of emotions inside that really shouldn't stay inside, but the only way they come out is when I’m either really pissed off (which rarely, and I mean rarely, ever happens) or when someone who I am close to reaches out to me and says something.
Wow... this is getting quite long and I’m slowly becoming super sleepy. So, I guess I’ll wrap this up by saying, "Make good choices and bag the girl of your dreams". Somehow, that doesn't seem to originally but you are going to have to put up with that because I could care less!
And then I wondered, what happened to the good old Chris? The Chris who cleaned his room twice a week because his hated to see his room super dirty and his momma yelled at him because his room was super dirty. Now I live with a guy who could really give a *profanity warning* fuck and in turn, he has influenced me in a way were I can look at a filthy room and say "ehh... I’ll clean it tomorrow". Even though I rarely ever clean it the next day.
The only time I really clean it is right before I go out on the weekends. The hope of me bringing back someone drives me to "clean" my room. And when I say "clean", I mean throw all my and my roommates dirty clothes into the closet and put any trash, that may be sitting in the middle of floor, into the proper container. Most of the time my cleaning is wasted on my roommate and his new acquaintance, but I guess that's because of the type of guy I am.
Let this be officially on the record, I hate one-night stands!!! They piss me off! You want to know why? Well, the reason is because half of the time I wouldn't even associate with some of the girls I take home and the other half I hardly even know their names. Now, this might be weird coming from a guy but, I really like to get to know the person I take home before I do anything with them. I could care less if people give me slack about this. I'd handle it in good-ole Chris fashion and shrug it off. But I just want to let people know my official stance on things.
Now, if you want to hook up with me, don't whore yourself and look for a one-night stand! Talk to me, its sooo much better being with a girl when I know what they are all about. Instead of meeting a girl for about 42 seconds to find out what her first name is and immediately start grinding on her till she comes home with me.
I guess that since we are still on the record, I don't really like getting drunk. Now, don't take that the wrong way! I like drinking alcohol to the point where I am a bit tipsy but I hate getting drunk! Because, when I am drunk, I'm normally to incoherent to understand anything that is going on and I hear that I can be quite an asshole. I really do hate being an asshole. Some people can attest to me being an really awful asshole sometimes. I truly am a nice guy!
But I would like to defend myself. I really can't be that nice guy all the time. There are sometimes when I just have to be not so nice. And you ask why? Well, it because being nice all the time isn't really good for you. I build up a lot of emotions inside that really shouldn't stay inside, but the only way they come out is when I’m either really pissed off (which rarely, and I mean rarely, ever happens) or when someone who I am close to reaches out to me and says something.
Wow... this is getting quite long and I’m slowly becoming super sleepy. So, I guess I’ll wrap this up by saying, "Make good choices and bag the girl of your dreams". Somehow, that doesn't seem to originally but you are going to have to put up with that because I could care less!