want some crack?
Walking to the store this afternoon, I came upon a house that was being gutted/renovated. The sidewalk was closed off and I had to wait by the large, red dumster for cars to pass before I could continue on my way. While waiting, I caught sight of something I just didn't need to see. I'm talking about 'construction worker crack'(CWC). You think 'plumber's crack' is bad? This was worse. CWC guy was outside talking to someone in the basement. Heavy-set, no shirt, bent over and apparently no underwear, either. I turned my head as fast as I could, but the image was burned into my retinas, lol!
Man, I don't need to see your fat, hairy ass crack...seriously. I know it's hot out, but damn, use a belt at least...
And before someone defaults to the 'what if it was a hot woman construcion worker' question, that's just a bad porn fantasy. The female construction workers I've seen (I know one as a matter of fact) wouldn't be caught with anything more than arms and face showing.
Man, I don't need to see your fat, hairy ass crack...seriously. I know it's hot out, but damn, use a belt at least...
And before someone defaults to the 'what if it was a hot woman construcion worker' question, that's just a bad porn fantasy. The female construction workers I've seen (I know one as a matter of fact) wouldn't be caught with anything more than arms and face showing.