Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

Jan 08, 2009 10:45

So I decided to take off today and tomorrow, simply because I could and because I felt like it >_> Classes start Monday, and I thought a 4 day weekend would do me some good. These 3 days have been a bitch to transition into, and I'm not looking forward to transitioning into classes. Especially since I've heard that my History Prof is horrible. Yippee. Not only that but, my schedule is final so I can't change it anyway. *sigh*

I haven't been on in a few days, so I've got a lot of stuff to catch up on. Luckily, nothing has popped up since then *knocks on wood and encourages you to do the same*. So, since I've got nothing else to do, I came on to catch up.

You know that my Grandpa is doing better, still no word on the surgery, and Muddles is basically fully recovered. Her bad cut is completely healed and the one on her shoulder is sealed too, though she still has a bald spot. She's back to being a holy terror as well. As I type she's on the bed behind me, mewing and clawing at my shoulder. Ah, the wonder of a recovery! XD

Blah, it's all cold here too. We've got about 2 inches of snow over night and it's still not stopping. But it's MUCHMUCH better than the ice we had two days ago! I hate ice.

Other than that, I got texting added to my phone plan. It's fun I guess. I'm not one of those OMGTEXTTEXTTEXT! People, but it's cool to get stuff from people I don't see often who don't use their e-mails. And since, that's basically it, I'm gonna leave you with this little gem of a text that my 'son' sent me:

*starts of with a picture of a HUGE dildo*
Me: O___o

Text:

I, the penis, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I work weekends and holidays.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in areas with poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to disease.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Penis,

Your request has been denied for the following reasons:

1. You don't work 8 hours straight.

2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.

3. You don't stay in your designated area and are frequently found in other locations.

4. You don't take initiative, and must be stimulated to start working.

5. You leave your work place a mess at the end of your shift.

6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.

7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.

8. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.

Sincerely,

Management

hahaha

lol, rant, work, weather, iup

Previous post Next post
Up