Drabble machine! Woo!
So, I found this drabble making site over on SF ( http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ ) and thought I'd try it out.
Here it is...
The Adventure Of The Koala
Murderface and Nathan were out for a green Valentine's walk under the bed. As they went, Nathan rested his hand on Murderface's dick. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so chaotic, Murderface was filled with enthusiastic dread.
"Do you suppose it's clueless here?" he asked timely.
"You large silly," Nathan said, tickling Murderface with his mutt. "It's completely opaque."
Just then, a modern koala leapt out from behind a bass and kissed Nathan in the penis. "Aaargh!" Nathan screamed.
Things looked rough. But Murderface, although he was hard, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an amplifier and, like a sugar crazed Norweigian with a battle hammer, beat the koala manly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."
Then he clasped Nathan close. Nathan was bleeding automatically. "My darling," Murderface said, and pressed his lips to Nathan's cock.
"I love you," Nathan said painstakingly, and expired in Murderface's arms.
Murderface never loved again.
So...yeah, Con was yesterday. I'll post pics and stuff when I'm at home. I'm sitting in study hall now.
Sshhh...don't tell.
Here it is...
The Adventure Of The Koala
Murderface and Nathan were out for a green Valentine's walk under the bed. As they went, Nathan rested his hand on Murderface's dick. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so chaotic, Murderface was filled with enthusiastic dread.
"Do you suppose it's clueless here?" he asked timely.
"You large silly," Nathan said, tickling Murderface with his mutt. "It's completely opaque."
Just then, a modern koala leapt out from behind a bass and kissed Nathan in the penis. "Aaargh!" Nathan screamed.
Things looked rough. But Murderface, although he was hard, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an amplifier and, like a sugar crazed Norweigian with a battle hammer, beat the koala manly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."
Then he clasped Nathan close. Nathan was bleeding automatically. "My darling," Murderface said, and pressed his lips to Nathan's cock.
"I love you," Nathan said painstakingly, and expired in Murderface's arms.
Murderface never loved again.
So...yeah, Con was yesterday. I'll post pics and stuff when I'm at home. I'm sitting in study hall now.
Sshhh...don't tell.