lets see... those random girls in the back, the one with the TO jersey... i put my arm around her, she was diggin me, then told me she was in high school. so i got up and said, have a good ngiht!
or ther jerome guy who said he was gonna punch me in the face cause o fmy shirt.. then when i talked to him he was a fucking little bitch...
or the guy who was on the phone with his son, and his son was at the gables... and the fact that tyrone the terrorist was hitting on that girl who played the violin
and then there was the chick that was asleep and i woke her up by accidentally grabbing her foot.
and when i took rod's drink and poured it into mine cause i thought it was ice, not just goldschlager
and when we fucked with the sportswriter when he passed out
and the guy who looked like luther vandross who was selling bootleg dvds.
and that big dude who joined our party. i may have made him a drink, i dont remember.
THIS WAS ALL ON THE TRAIN FROM PHILLY TO PITTSBURGH... im telling you people, we threw the ultimate college party. the only thing that i didnt see was random people hooking up. and thats only because violinist shot down tyrone the terrorist. and because i didnt wanna go after the high school girls, even tho the one in the TO shirt coulda passed for 20 or so... WOW.
or ther jerome guy who said he was gonna punch me in the face cause o fmy shirt.. then when i talked to him he was a fucking little bitch...
or the guy who was on the phone with his son, and his son was at the gables... and the fact that tyrone the terrorist was hitting on that girl who played the violin
and then there was the chick that was asleep and i woke her up by accidentally grabbing her foot.
and when i took rod's drink and poured it into mine cause i thought it was ice, not just goldschlager
and when we fucked with the sportswriter when he passed out
and the guy who looked like luther vandross who was selling bootleg dvds.
and that big dude who joined our party. i may have made him a drink, i dont remember.
THIS WAS ALL ON THE TRAIN FROM PHILLY TO PITTSBURGH... im telling you people, we threw the ultimate college party. the only thing that i didnt see was random people hooking up. and thats only because violinist shot down tyrone the terrorist. and because i didnt wanna go after the high school girls, even tho the one in the TO shirt coulda passed for 20 or so... WOW.
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