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Im bac in lancaster for good now... philly sux... oh, i just mailed this letter to the lovely Floor Jansen, frontwoman for After Forever... I proposed to her in a wierd way. If she doesnt respond ill be furious. cause im serious. i wanna marry her. but without further a-do, here is the e-mail:
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Tour america... thats something you most likely have no control over, but even if you must kill someone... do it. Do they speak english in Holland? I know, I'm a stupid american. I'm gonna email the guitarist and ask him for an amp... I'm sure an established band has an extra amp laying around that they dont use (hint* hint* I play guitar). You should marry me... It would be a wise life decision, you can be the bread winner and i can lay around the house and eat cheetos and watch television, that'd be tottally awesome. Also, when im sick you can sing songs to me and make me feel better. And when you're sick or sad I can play Iron Maiden songs for you on my guitar of healing powers. Oh and we can make fondou (spelling?) holland style... i dunno if they do that in Holland but in my mind when i think of Holland i think of attractive people making fondou. Oh yeah, im 20 years old and kinda nerdy, so if you're looking for a big dude to protect you and stuff, you may have a problem, but if you dont want a big muscle dude then we are set... we'll start fights with Arnold Schwartznegger by telling him hes a terrible politician and runaway from him together. so yeah, marry me and give me free things... like shirts and albums... Oh, and your love, that'd be good for a marraige too, i'll give you mine. This isnt meant to be stalkerish, I'm just looking for a way to not have to work and have an awesome girlfriend and/or wife (I'd tell you how attractive i think you are, but i dont wanna flirt until we're making fondou).
Love,
Sean Gallagher
P.S. Sorry about the typing errors and horrible mis-use of the english language... i fuck things like that up alot... probably because I'm american...
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pretty fucking stellar, huh?
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Tour america... thats something you most likely have no control over, but even if you must kill someone... do it. Do they speak english in Holland? I know, I'm a stupid american. I'm gonna email the guitarist and ask him for an amp... I'm sure an established band has an extra amp laying around that they dont use (hint* hint* I play guitar). You should marry me... It would be a wise life decision, you can be the bread winner and i can lay around the house and eat cheetos and watch television, that'd be tottally awesome. Also, when im sick you can sing songs to me and make me feel better. And when you're sick or sad I can play Iron Maiden songs for you on my guitar of healing powers. Oh and we can make fondou (spelling?) holland style... i dunno if they do that in Holland but in my mind when i think of Holland i think of attractive people making fondou. Oh yeah, im 20 years old and kinda nerdy, so if you're looking for a big dude to protect you and stuff, you may have a problem, but if you dont want a big muscle dude then we are set... we'll start fights with Arnold Schwartznegger by telling him hes a terrible politician and runaway from him together. so yeah, marry me and give me free things... like shirts and albums... Oh, and your love, that'd be good for a marraige too, i'll give you mine. This isnt meant to be stalkerish, I'm just looking for a way to not have to work and have an awesome girlfriend and/or wife (I'd tell you how attractive i think you are, but i dont wanna flirt until we're making fondou).
Love,
Sean Gallagher
P.S. Sorry about the typing errors and horrible mis-use of the english language... i fuck things like that up alot... probably because I'm american...
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pretty fucking stellar, huh?