Argh.
Me (thinking): Mm... Mom's going out, Dad's in bed, I can FINALLY write some porn again, bearing in mind I have had *no* privacy to do just that in about four weeks. Aha! (starts retreating towards computer)
Mom (on her way out): Do your homework while I'm out and your dad is in bed otherwise it won't get done.
Me: (wants to say) But I was going to write porn! While you were out! Gay porn!
And this is why I never actually say what I want to say.
And why I'm doing homework.
Whilst my headphone batteries fail slowly over time and I have a lack of music and inclination to do maths....
Mom (on her way out): Do your homework while I'm out and your dad is in bed otherwise it won't get done.
Me: (wants to say) But I was going to write porn! While you were out! Gay porn!
And this is why I never actually say what I want to say.
And why I'm doing homework.
Whilst my headphone batteries fail slowly over time and I have a lack of music and inclination to do maths....